Michael Brett
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Michael Brett, the Leper Messiah, resides with his wife in Evanston, Illinois. He enjoys pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and going to bullfights on acid. You can read more of his work at http://Shambollocks.com.

Columns // 26 Articles

The Oscars: The Super Bowl of Egotism | 17 Mar 2010 // 5:59 PM

Maybe we watch the Oscars because they remind us of our own high school days. Popularity and past work far outweigh the quality of work represented by the nomination.

Please Don't Call 'This' Country | 4 Mar 2010 // 3:59 PM

You can say that this is just mindless garbage, no different than a Black Eyed Peas hit, but I disagree.

//Mixed media

Tricks or Treats? Ten Halloween Blu-rays That May Disrupt Your Life

// Short Ends and Leader

"The best of this stuff'll kill you.

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