Monday, May 29 2000
It's getting to the point where you can't enjoy a simple hamburger these days.
Friday, March 31 2000
: It's getting to the point where you can't enjoy a simple hamburger these days.
Tuesday, February 15 2000
: In my last two columns, I have come dangerously close to setting a trend in which I consistently attack the 'hick' culture. Not wanting to make enemies among people I don't hate, this time I'm turning the microscope on a general suburban blight of conspicuous consumption: the SUV.
Saturday, January 1 2000
: I owe a great debt to Bill Watterson for bringing a seven-year-old boy and his stuffed tiger into my life. Calvin and Hobbes may be the best comic strip ever drawn, and even if that's debatable to the world at large, it holds true for me.
Friday, November 19 1999