Bradley Parker
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//Reviews

'Chernobyl Diaries' Is Like the Real Chernobyl, in That There's Nothing There
16 Oct 2012 // 5:15 PM

Paranormal Activity took the most generic location possible, a suburban house, and wrung it for the maximum amount of tension it could create. Chernobyl Diaries took a setting full of inherent creepiness and made the event so predictable that it lost its power to frighten.

'Chernobyl Diaries': What if Something's There?
24 May 2012 // 10:44 PM

As you wait for each episode to lead where it must -- more victims dragged away screaming, more survivors wailing over particular losses, more exhortations to "Get out of here!" -- you might take a minute to reflect on what you actually see, which is not much.

//Blogs

Paranormal (Radio)Activity: 'Chernobyl Diaries'
25 May 2012 // 2:00 AM

Yes, this is another movie where suspense is shuttled aside for actors yelling at the top of their lungs and many meaningless things going much more than 'bump' in the Ukrainian night.

//Mixed media
//Blogs

'Fire Emblem Heroes' Is a Bad Crossover

// Moving Pixels

"Fire Emblem Heroes desperately and shamelessly wants to monetize our love for these characters, yet it has no idea why we came to love them in the first place.

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