'Tekken' Is Vaguely Post-Apocalyptic & of Course, Vaguely Dystopian
24 Jul 2011 // 4:58 PM
There's a rock punching cyborg, people fighting with a chain wrapped in barbwire, an insane amount of butt-cleavage courtesy of Overton’s lace-up pants, and plot holes so monstrous you could use them as swimming pools.
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
21 Dec 2004 // 7:00 PM
Amid all the overreaching, expensive, mostly tacky ambition of the summer's movies, it's good to see a B-movie that knows what it is.