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The Worst Films of 2009
6 Jan 2010 // 3:00 PM
What does it say about the last 12 months that two of the year's biggest blockbusters also find residence near the top of our annual compilation of cinematic abominations? Oh, and the rest are pretty rotten as well.
Summer of Same: August 2009
29 Apr 2009 // 4:00 PM
With names like Tarantino, Lee, and Zombie, the final month of the season pulls out all the film geek stops. Still, the only guarantee is familiarity, not freshness.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
10 Aug 2009 // 9:35 PM
Unfortunately, the plot requires Sienna Miller to strike sparks off of Channing Tatum, which is somewhat like smashing granite against wood.
Van Helsing (2004)
5 May 2004 // 7:00 PM
Van Helsing is full of monsters -- monster lore, monster jokes, and monster trivia.
I See Wacky, Weird Dead People: 'Odd Thomas'
28 Feb 2014 // 11:03 AM
Odd Thomas is a hoot - a half-baked hoot but a hoot nonetheless. It's fun, occasionally inventive, and infused with the teeming good nature of its actors and its maker.
7 Aug 2009 // 6:00 AM
It's definitely not the biggest flop of Summer 2009. That honor is still reserved for Transformer: Revenge of the Fallen (artistically) and either Year One or