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by shathley Q

8 Jun 2009

The X-Men have tasted defeat before, but never of this kind. “Feared and hated”, as their splash page introduction reminds readers, “by a world they have sworn to protect”, X-Men count their victories by stemming the loss of life and preventing the outbreak of racial violence. Their steely resilience has always stood in sharp contrast to more glamorous teams like the Fantastic Four who regularly save the planet from galactic-level threats and enjoy the adulation of crowds. More an emergency rescue and intervention team facing the growing species tensions between human and mutant, the X-Men resolve simply to train and prepare for the worst.

In a surprise inversion of the conventional rescue-mission genre then, writer Joe Casey presents a tale ending with the X-Men being simply outclassed. Adding insult to injury, their most humiliating defeat comes at the hands of the Vanisher, a relatively inconsequential villain relegated to the dust-pile of X-Men lore.

In 2001’s “Absolute Progeny”, the Vanisher returns, only to be exposed as the head of an international drug cartel. By harvesting mutant genetic material (in the process killing ‘donors’) and marketing mutant ‘designer genes’ as the latest fad at teenage rave parties, the Vanisher has cornered the market on billion-dollar illicit industry.

In the closing pages of a story where the usual narrative conventions of the superhero rescue story are readily deployed, Angel leads a team to confront the Vanisher in his ‘lair’.

But it is at this point that the conventional narrative is overturned. Instead of a hideout overrun by henchmen, the X-Men find a technologically sophisticated environment. Here is fully-developed corporate headquarters, complete with onsite genetics laboratory, located in a country with no extradition treaty. As the X-Men prepare to engage their target, the Vanisher pontificates. Stating simple facts, he points out the impossibility of physical conflict. Even with the dissolution of his corporation, even with his removal as figurehead, the designer drug and marketplace it spawned will continue to flourish. Yet removing the Vanisher as corporate officer will require lawyers not fists.

Shortly before his exit, the Vanisher himself momentarily yearns for the halcyon simplicity of physical confrontation. “You know, I remember your fist against my jaw”, he confesses to Angel. The Vanisher’s ostensible moment of weakness, although remaining unexpressed, is marked by artist Ashley Wood’s homage to the original artwork from Uncanny X-Men #2, where Angel won a victory by striking down an adversary he ultimately dismissed as ineffectual.

by Joe Tacopino

8 Jun 2009

Kevin Devine gets on the couch to explore to subtext of relationships in his new video for the song “I Could Be with Anyone”. (via Spinner.com)

by Mike Schiller

8 Jun 2009

As anyone reading this blog probably knows, E3 has been going on all week in L.A. (which seems even farther away from Buffalo than usual these last few days), and as such, a barrage of game announcements and trailers for new product have been finding their way to the internets mere minutes after they are revealed to the Expo’s attendants.  Of those trailers, there is one that I simply can’t shake after having seen it, and it’s this one:

by Alan Ranta

8 Jun 2009

The entire career of Breakbeat Era spanned about a year at the end of the last millennium. It was a unique collaboration between drum and bass producers Roni Size and DJ Die, fronted by captivating singer Leonie Laws. Their only album, Ultra-Obscene saw the light of day in 1999, peaking at #31 on the UK charts and, like pretty much every electronic album ever made, it barely registered in North America. Yet, to my mind, it remains not only one of the best drum’n'bass albums ever made, essential for anyone who finds Pendulum remotely interesting, but one of the all-time greatest electronic records in general. This video speaks for itself.

by Bill Gibron

7 Jun 2009

Rumors have the final cost cruising somewhere close to $100 million, an amazing amount considering what eventually ended up on the screen. The stars have been plugging away, making the talk show circuit their marketing bitch for upwards of the last three weeks. Will Ferrell has been everywhere, even turning up on, of all places, Bear Grylls survival show Man vs. Wild. So clearly, Universal knew it had some rough critical and commercial waters ahead when it sent the famous Krofft clan on the routine expedition into the Land of the Lost. And when the trailer arrived a few months back, the worst fears of purists were easily realized. Clearly, the 2009 take on the mid ‘70s Saturday morning series was going for post-modern irony, not big budget nostalgia. Instead of emphasizing the show’s crazy camp spirit, current Hollywood went for a star on the marquee and lots of inappropriate humor.

So it’s no surprise then that in a weekend which saw two other titles - The Hangover and Up - vying for first place with nearly $42 million in tickets, Land of the Lost could barely muster $20 million. Indeed, the film landed far belong projections, even with a steady stream of positive reviews leading the title to a 28% rating at Rotten Tomatoes (it started on Thursday in single digits - ouch!). Yet on messageboards everywhere, Nerd Nation has spoken, and the verdict is not good. While some could cotton to Ferrell and costar Danny McBride’s weird-ass wavelength when it came to tone and satiric trajectory, others argued that this was nothing more than a Family Guy style spoof fixed to some very juvenile jokes. And just like that most subjective of cinematic sciences - the effect of word of mouth - what apparently helped the no-star Vegas bachelor party romp rake in the dough seems to have killed off the Kroffts dreams of a motion picture empire before it could even be built.

So where does that leave things? What does a piss poor outing for a film that was once seen as one of the Summer’s surest hits mean to everyone involved? As much as they love money, studio suits enjoy sorting blame even more. Of, when something is a success, everyone reaps the benefits. But a flop needs a scapegoat, less it drag everyone else down to hack Hell with it. As we do every once in a while, SE&L will speculate on how a measly return on a massive celluloid outlay will reverberate among the many creative parties involved. As you will soon see, it’s not a question of fault as much as the proper alignment of same. Among the current commercial rabble, there are people still paying for their huge cinematic bombs, but they don’t lose as much as relocate to a different part of the motion picture paradigm. Let’s begin where the buck usually stops - the company behind the project:

The Studio(s)


Universal


While spending close to $100 million on a project that looks to recoup no more than half seems fairly seismic in the slip-up department, Universal will abide. They already have Drag Me to Hell doing decent numbers, and with Public Enemies and Bruno waiting in the wings, their summer is far from shot. Still, it’s hard to imagine the studio taking the overwhelming poor performance of what was thought to be a family film tentpole lightly. What should have been a competitor for Night at the Museum, et. al., ends up striking most as a massive miscalculation - of talent, of resources, and of material. Perhaps we’ll see another “reboot” sometime in the future, a new filmmaker taking a more respectful look at the Kroffts’ serio-comic sci-fi source as the infinite fount on possibilities it really is. Clearly, cockiness and irreverence just didn’t sell this time out.

The Source


Sid and Marty Krofft


Remember those rumors floating around that H.R. Pufnstuf was on tap as the next big Krofft catalog title to get the special silver screen update? Can you say “Not so fast…” While the famous puppeteers have nothing to be ashamed of from a public perception, those behind the scenes realize that the failure of Land of the Lost comes directly from their desire to retrofit their nostalgia for a perceived post-modern crowd. If they do the same for the classic kiddie show, complete with a crass take on the series’ oversized dragon mayor and that young boy Jimmy who adores his talking flute, they could destroy the last remaining vestiges of their already lagging Tinsel Town credibility. Still, never underestimate the blame game. If the Kroffts can convince the suits that, while their idea, the execution of Lost was all director and stars, they could come out of this with a new three-picture commitment. After all, there is nothing Hollywood likes better than the art of second-guessing.

The Writers


Chris Henchy and Dennis McNicholas


With a solid foundation in TV behind them - Henchy in episodic sitcoms, McNicholas as part of SNL - there is little doubt that this duo will land on their feet. Even better is the critical suspicion that most of their written material was dumped on the green-screened soundstages so that stars Will Ferrell and Danny McBride could adlib their way to mediocrity. Next up for the pair - something called The Last Janitor with Borat‘s Larry Charles attached. With his pedigree behind their project, the Land of the Lost backlash will be long in coming - if ever. Still, if everyone manages to come out of this with their career intact, it will be Henchy and McNicholas that are targeted as the unknown quantity in this otherwise ‘quality’ mix. Then all future spec script bets are off.

The Director


Brad Silberling


As with McG and Terminator Salvation, Silberling was not the right man for this material. Sure, he showed how production design and quirk could elevate Lemony Snicket to pure Potter also-ran status (and that was five years ago - a lifetime in Tinsel Town), but the rest of his oeuvre suggests someone uncomfortable with pleasant popcorn fodder. From his boob tube work to the less than impressive combination of Caspar, City of Angels, and Moonlight Mile, he’s a filmmaker that fosters praise for everything else in his movies except his work behind the lens. Land of the Lost won’t be any different. From the horribly uneven tone to the tendency to let his stars ramble on without a great deal of flash or funny business focus, 2009 will be known as the year Silberling had a chance to own part of the Summer cash cow - and instead, slaughtered the beast before it even got out of the Cineplex pen.

The Stars


Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Anna Friel


Ferrell has been failing a lot, as of recent. Sure, Stepbrothers preserved his big fat frat boy believability, but that doesn’t take away the taint of Semi-Pro, or attempts at pseudo seriousness like Stranger than Fiction. Still, he will bounce back, if only because Hollywood can’t give up on those who made them a mint - no matter how far in the past said profit was. McBride, on the other hand, is about ready to come out of his second banana “peel” and pull off the major studio lead he’s been building up to. It’s just a matter of waiting and seeing. And with Pushing Daises cancelled, Ms. Friel can now go back to the UK and reestablish her movie star patina. Of all three main stars here, Ferrell has the most to lose. If there is a perception, sometime after the faults are figured out and levied, that he was mostly responsible for the film’s commercial crash and burn, he’ll be back to making shorts with Adam McKay before you know - and they will probably be funnier than this.

The Franchise


Land of the Lost 2?


Like most of the comedy in the movie - DOA and left to rot. This will more than likely be the last time we see Marshall, Will, and Holly traveling to the land of Cha-ka, Grumpy, and Sleestaks.

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