Who Will The Next Fool Be?
One of the paradoxes of rock & roll is that its demise has been
announced with the dependable regularity of a 4/4 beat ever since the genre
emerged in the midst of the tranquilized nineteen-fifties. Almost
immediately, fans declared that the forces of commercialism and the demands of
a mass audience had eroded the music's authenticity and condemned it to
imminent extinction. Somehow the essence of rock, for all its energy
and audacity, has been felt by its admirers ever since to be peculiarly
susceptible to the effects of its own success. The public acceptance of
a group or a particular song amounts to a kind of contagion. The more
people who catch on to the sprit of rock culture, the less that culture
possesses any power or pizzazz.
Furthermore, fans believe that the materials necessary to create rock &
roll have to remain simple and uncomplicated, both in their
instrumentation and their formal musical structure. Anything other than a guitar,
bass, and drums utilized to perform the most basic three chords is
deemed decadent, if not counter-productive. In effect, even though both the
performers and the consumers of rock music have had to grow up, the
music itself succeeds only if it remains young, perhaps even immature, in
order to retain its fidelity to those forces that brought it into
existence.
Rock & roll is therefore by principle music of and for the young. Its
vitality begins to expire once either the audience or the performers
pass the age when it becomes unseemly to be clad in spandex or engaged in
blasting out power chords. Any artist who claims to be talking about
their generation has to recognize that time moves on, bodies age,
attitudes alter, and what once was the ferocity of youth must transform over
time into the tranquility of middle age. Such at least seems to be the
perspective of John Strausbaugh, editor of the New York Press, in his
animated but single-minded rant, Rock 'Til You Drop. As a white
middle-class male nearing the age of fifty, Strausbaugh is appalled by those
iconic figures of rock's past who wish to extend their careers past
some inevitable due date. Individuals like the Rolling Stones, Sting, the
Eagles, and Crosby, Stills & Nash come across to Strausbaugh as the
musical equivalents of Oscar Wilde's Dorian Gray, except that in too many
of their cases they are not aging gracefully somewhere off the scene
but are instead ripening unattractively before the public eye, engaged in
performing what Strausbaugh sarcastically condemns as "colostomy rock."
The author believes rock music to be necessarily an evanescent form of
statement. "Here today, gone later today" should be, he states, "the
motto of all rock bands. The shelf life of rock credibility is too short
for it to be a lifetime career." The only way for its creators and its
consumers to continue to live out the rock & roll way of life,
Strausbaugh argues, is to acknowledge that being led by one's hormones no
longer possesses any counter-cultural appeal when conducted by means of a
Viagra prescription. Simply recreating the music of one's youth once one
is long in the tooth amounts to a futile exercise in nostalgia.
Furthermore, those publications and institutions, like Rolling Stone and the
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, which enable over-the-hill performers to put
aside their obsolescence come across to Strausbaugh as engaging in
cultural taxidermy, propping up antiquated and exhausted individuals in the
place of vital and innovative younger performers.
It is hard to argue with the substance of Strausbaugh's thesis, but
easy to dismiss the flat-footed manner in which he makes his points. Truth
to tell, one cannot take a multi-millionaire like Mick Jagger seriously
when he resurrects "Street Fightin' Man" or feel engaged by the
back-patting ritual of the annual Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductions. Rather
than condemning these kind of artistic faux pas, however, Strausbaugh
instead calls attention time and again to the sorry spectacle of aging
rock stars endeavoring to protract their youth. In doing so, he adopts
the musical equivalent of Joan Rivers in her fashion-nazi persona when
she stridently dissects the stars' appearance as they arrive at yet
another award show. Much like the overbearing comedienne, though,
Strausbaugh mistakes character assassination for critical analysis. To dismiss
Cher as "so carefully and artificially composed, so stiff in her makeup
and outfits, that she looked like a wax effigy of herself," the "once
svelte" Stevie Nicks as "stuffed like a sausage into some girdle or
corset torture device" or Eric Clapton as "paunchy and chinless, bearded
and burghermeisterly" confuses the possible erosion of their musical
talents with their inevitable succumbing to the physical effects of time.
Considering the fact that the author is himself middle-aged,
Strausbaugh's incessant harping over the sagging flesh of his generation comes
across as a kind of perverse, if unintended, form of self-loathing. He
makes physical maturity seem so bleak a state of being that one cannot
imagine the point of leaving adolescence behind if the only thing one has
to look forward to is physical desiccation. Strausbaugh may well be
correct that "rock is youth music," but dismissing adulthood as a futile
battle with the forces of gravity and mediocrity smacks of a kind of
Peter Pan-like infatuation with the untested accomplishments of the
current Generation Y.
The vision of musical history contained in Rock 'Till You Drop is
equally short-sighted. For Strausbaugh, the high point of rock culture
occurred during the 1960s, yet he reduces that rich and varied decade into
a monolithic exercise in anger and rebellion. "Our music, rock music,"
he writes, "was a music of youth, of the new, of now; a music of high
energies and experimentation and change and revolt." While this set of
attributes may apply to groups with a compelling, if simple-minded,
political agenda like the Jefferson Airplane, the Doors, and even the MC5,
it only dubiously describes an abundant amount of the music produced at
this time. How many garage bands thought of themselves in revolutionary
terms? When the Count Five activated a "Psychotic Reaction" in their
fans or the Standells addressed their passion for the "Dirty Water" of
Boston, they were not assuming their audience would break through the
bonds of conformity. Even a group as musically progressive as the Velvet
Underground seemed to shun overt didacticism, and Frank Zappa's Mothers
of Invention poked fun at the absurd idealism of their peers.
Strausbaugh erects his notion of rock's predilection for cultural
activism upon a misguided distinction between rock and pop. He argues that
the former is driven by an insatiable desire for self-statement, while
the latter succumbs to a disreputable desire for nothing more than
commercial success. This is a dubious delineation at best, unacceptable as a
statement about either musicianship or economics. In my view, to assume
that even those musicians with a social conscience disdain the
trappings of affluence altogether is absurd. Material success may come about as
an intended by-product of pursuing a personal vision but few musicians,
then or now, have been known to turn down the profits they accrued.
One gets the impression that Strausbaugh wished Rock 'Til You Drop to
puncture the complacency of those fatuous rock stars who have
overstayed their welcome in the public arena. Declaring that the emperor needs a
facelift, however, will not eradicate the monarchy nor alleviate much
of the public's adoration of celebrity. The next time the Rolling Stones
tour, millions will shell out their hard-earned dollars to watch Mick
Jagger ceremonially implore their sympathy for the devil. In the end,
Strausbaugh's belief that the boomer generation, both musicians and fans,
has by and large failed to gracefully accept the need to pass the
cultural baton to their descendents possesses a fair degree of conviction,
yet Strausbaugh deflates his case through rhetorical overkill and
unnecessary repetition. While he clearly hopes to punch holes in celebrity
culture, Strausbaugh comes across as simply opinionated and cranky, one
more unhappy music fan watching individuals he once venerated making
fools of themselves.