+ Down to Earth review by Cynthia Fuchs
Let's make it funnier
Chris Rock comes into the Presidential Suite at the
Hyatt Regency in Washington DC. His "people" are already there, the people who set up his schedule and look out for him. It's a little past 7am, and they're in the midst of a jag across country to promote Rock's new movie, Down to Earth, a jag that includes
filming an MTV Diary episode over three days, a weekend junket in New York, and visits to several cities to talk to people and tell them how much he
likes this new movie. And he does like it. He says
that a few times, and encourages me to see it with an
audience, because "it annihilates."
Rock talks fast, while eating his breakfast of
pancakes and sausages. He says that he chose this
PG-13 romantic comedy as his first starring vehicle
because he immediately felt comfortable with it, even
though at first he didn't know its history, that it's
a remake of Warren Beatty's Heaven Can Wait, which
is in turn a remake of Here Comes Mr. Jordan. Rock
wrote the script with Ali Le Roi, Lance Crouther, and
Louie CK, his Chris Rock Show collaborators.
Cynthia Fuchs: Why did you choose this particular
remake as a means to PG-13 stardom?
Chris Rock: The first time I saw this movie was two
years ago, and I started writing the script a week
after I saw it. I never had a sense of the history,
and I guess that helps me out. When I saw the movie, I
thought, "Man, Richard Pryor would have been great in
this." It was like a woman walking into an empty
house, and knowing, "The couch goes here, the drapes
go there." I could see where all the jokes went.
CF: You worked with your writers from The Chris Rock
Show on the script. Is that standard procedure for
you, working closely with writers?
CR: Yeah. It was like a pick-up game of basketball.
Some parts we just sectioned off -- like Louie wrote
most of the Chazz [Palminteri] stuff. We wrote it
while we were doing the show, so we handled it like
the show.
CF: Do you miss the show?
CR: Yeah, I do. I'll really miss it come September,
when we would have come back. You know, Puff Daddy on
trial, Jesse got some girl pregnant, stuff going on
that's ripe for me.
CF: How did you meet Wanda Sykes [a comedian from the
show, co-starring as a maid in Down to Earth].
CR: It was weird, Wanda opened at my last club gig. It
was just one of those things -- next thing I know,
we're doing the show and I said, we need to get her.
That's how I met the guys I write with. Ali and Lance
opened up for me; Louie, I knew from the circuit. I
watch the opening acts. I pay attention.
CF: How did you come to work with the Weitz brothers
[Chris and Paul] for this film?
CR: Somebody from the studio showed me American Pie.
I was looking at a lot of movies, trying to hire a
director. The fucking a pie, I could do without, but I
liked the rest of American Pie; there was a
sweetness to it, in the relationship between the
football player guy and the glee club girl and other
places. Plus, as soon as I saw it, I knew it was going
to make a ton of money. I knew they were going to be
hot, and they would help me get more money for this
project, to get it made, to be able to film it in New
York, to get the quality of co-stars, like Chazz, Mark
Addy, or Regina King.
CF: How was it to transfer the working dynamic from
the show to the process of making a film? I have this
vision of you all in a room, just cracking each other
up.
CR: It was actually easier, because we knew the
structure, more or less. There were parts we just
discarded, like the murder investigation. But since we
knew the structure, it was all about the characters
and the jokes. We just thought, "Let's make it
funnier, let's make it more romantic." It's kind of
like Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor. Only people
that know you, know how you're funny. We wrote a lot,
but to tell you the truth, most of the jokes were
written in the first two days. So, since Warren Beatty
had this huge goal in his movie, we made my huge goal
to play the Apollo. And while his character wasn't
really likeable -- I mean, he's the quarterback -- we
thought, my guy was going to really suck, to want so
badly to be good, to have smaller goals.
CF: How are you thinking about this move to more
solidly mainstream vehicles?
CR: To me, it's all mainstream. I mean, if I have the
biggest special on HBO, that must be mainstream. But
with the move to romantic comedy, the genre doesn't
lend itself to R ratings. And really, for the Weitz
brothers, even though they didn't know it at the time,
the best thing for them to do next was something PG.
That's the only way they were going to succeed.
CF: You're very savvy about the business -- is that
something you work at?
CR: Well, yeah, when you're a black guy doing the
crossover thing, there's no blueprint for it. You can
talk to Eddie, and you can talk to Cos, but it hasn't
been done a lot. So you have to really know what
you're doing, to think everything out. For this movie,
I talked to Cosby a lot, who actually owned the rights
to it for a while. He and Francis Ford Coppola. Warren
Beatty actually wrote Heaven Can Wait for Muhammad
Ali, and he told me, when I was already in
pre-production, it's a better movie for a black guy,
point blank. And I talked to Cosby because you gotta
get prepared. On movies, it's arguments and fights and
everybody's got an opinion. Studios are huge, they
waste so much money, on so many people doing so
little. There are six execs on one movie, none of 'em
can write, but they all got notes. You have to fight
through all of them, and not get beaten up and have
this homogenized product.
CF: Sounds like fun. Why are you doing this again?
CR: [Laughs.] One of the reasons the movie turned out
good is because of one savvy thing I did do, which was
to have me and Lance, Louie, and Ali write it for
free. We didn't make the deal until we had written the
script. That way we wrote the movie we wanted to
write, rather than sell the idea and end up writing
with mail room people, essentially. Then it would have
been all watered down. But it's weird, this is a
better movie than I had set out to do.
CF: That doesn't happen often.
CR: It does not happen often, but it did for me, with
Bring the Pain. For that, my only goal was, I hope
enough people like this, so that when I play a club, I
don't have to do radio. That was my goal, to not have
to get up at 7 in the morning and go to the radio
station to sell three hundred seats. And if the club
owner puts me up in a hotel, and not the Comedy Condos
-- that was my goal.
CF: So now you have a different goal, to sell yourself
in this genre?
CR: I like the genre, actually, you wouldn't know it
from my stand-up. I'd rather watch When Harry Met Sally... or Annie Hall. I could watch Manhattan
once a week. Woody is more my idol than anyone else. I
like working on relationships. If you think about it,
in my stand-up, the relationship hunk is always the
biggest hunk, the meat.
CF: As I'm sitting here, I realize that I'm so used to
seeing you interview other people. How is it to be on
the other side?
CR: I'm used to it, I've actually been interviewed way
more than I've done them. I can rate the interviews
now -- I know all about them. I know how to trick
people into saying stuff. Ego's a great thing, if you
push somebody into a corner, their ego always gets the
better of 'em and make 'em say shit that you can't
believe.
CF: What do you make of the big deal made over the
summer movies, with the Wayans' and Martin Lawrence's
big hits?
CR: To lump Eddie Murphy in that is ridiculous. He's
the biggest comedic star in the world. Nobody -- no
two white funny guys -- have made movies that have
made more money than Eddie Murphy. So I think that's
just racist when people write that, about Eddie Murphy
making an African American hit movie. No, he's Eddie
Murphy! And Martin Lawrence, big tv star -- his
success in movies is no different than Michael J. Fox
making hit movies. Now, the Kings of Comedy, that's a
big story. Bernie Mac is incredible. That's success,
that movie.
CF: It seems hard now to just do one thing -- singers
act and tv people do movies and movie people sing.
CR: Well, they let you do anything, and it's like sex,
you try all the positions. There's no lines anymore.
The only pressure is that there are certain things you
can only do at certain points in your life. You gotta
do movies when you're hot. There's a set time in your
life when you can be a movie star. For me, I had to do
a movie now, or it wasn't going to happen. You gotta
jump on it.
CF: Does that mean you aren't going to sing on a
record?
CR: Never gonna happen. But to me, everything I do is
all comedy. This is just an extension. It's not like I
have a clothing line. I can't sew. I'll keep doing
stand-up, but first I have to do an action movie
called Black Sheep, Jerry Bruckheimer, Anthony
Hopkins, and Joel Schumacher. I don't have to do much,
just stand in my spot and not get blown up. Action and
comedy, very Lethal Weapon-ish. But the next tour,
it's the Black Ambition Tour, around the world, which
I want to film. I want to end in front of a black
audience in South Africa.
CF: How do you know when a show is ready to film it?
CR: You just know. You get cocky on stage. You feel
like Mick Jagger, and you just did "Start Me Up," and
you know you've got "Jumpin' Jack Flash" in your back
pocket.
CF: Did you always have that feeling, you knew when it
was ready?
CR: No, just these last few years. I guess when I was
working out the Bring the Pain thing, I broke
through a wall. I learned how to write, how to use my
voice and performance. So, you're playing the clubs,
and one day. It's quite obvious that you won't be
playing the clubs again, to the audience. The movie
plays like that, it plays like my stand-up,
joke-joke-joke-joke-story-joke-joke-joke-story-joke-joke.
I've got a confidence in writing now that I never had
before. It's not that idiotic confidence where
anything goes. I'll still rip up a page in a second.
But now I can go into a place I was never able to go
into before.
CF: Comedy seems hard, because you're putting so much
of yourself out there.
CR: Well, I am. But that's because I don't have a
great imagination. So I have to talk about real
things.