"Let's talk about something stupid."
Sharon Pogue (Jennifer Lopez) is a tough Chicago cop
whose beat is populated with thugs who seem less
interested in crime than in making crude sexual
advances towards her ("That's not the touch I want,"
croons one nasty crook as Sharon restrains him). But
while Sharon's comfortable with her job (trying to
relax after an unsuccessful date, she strips off her
dress and puts on her bulletproof vest), she is
completely awkward when it comes to social situations,
especially those involving her family, which has a
history of domestic violence that resulted in a rift
between Sharon and her father (Victor Argo). After
learning that her mother (Sonia Braga) and father are
going to renew their marriage vows, Sharon is beset by
her family to forgive dad's past indiscretions. When
she refuses to do so, they ostracize her, and Sharon's
mother tells her, "You just think of the bad, you only
remember the bad," as if that were such a horrible
thing to do.
Meanwhile, Catch (James Caviezel) is a mysterious
samaritan who seems to have nothing to do but walk
around town doing good deeds. The odd thing is that
Catch seems more interested in the deeds themselves
than the people he performs them for: as he walks past
a car whose headlights have been left on, he reaches
in to shut them off, only to be (understandably)
accused of stealing. Catch's response is to punch the
guy (!) and scold him: "I helped you!" His other
preoccupation is Sharon, whom he is stalking for some
reason. After Catch saves her from a would-be
murderer, the two have a series of incredibly awkward
conversations: Catch says, "I guess we were supposed
to meet," to which Sharon responds, "That sounds a
little too psychic-friends." Moments like this might
be meant to engage the audience in Sharon and Catch's
relationship, but instead feel forced and phony.
Still, their exchanges do capture their uneasiness in
intimate situations, best depicted when Sharon tries
to lighten the mood by suggesting they "talk about
something stupid." The suggestion establishes one of
the film's major themes: people's inability to
communicate with one another. This comes up again and
again: when Catch knocks on a neighbor's door to point
out the keys are still in the lock, a woman answers
the door, phone in hand, and screams, "Fuck you!" then
apologizes to Catch, "No, not you, this guy on the
phone." In another scene, Catch's Freudian slip shows
when he tells Sharon, "I was trying to picture you
without your clothes on," perhaps echoing the
audience's desires for a brief moment, before he
corrects himself: he's really referring to her
uniform. Yeah, right.
This is all ironic when you consider that the film
miscommunicates with its audience throughout, hinting
at a supernatural theme, and yet, for better or worse,
never conceding to it. An example of this is the
opening scene, which puts the audience in the position
of a car crash victim (we realize shortly after that
it's Catch) who is being helped by Sharon. The images
fade in and out, as if straddling the line between
life and afterlife, until ultimately drowning in a
flash of light, reminiscent of the proverbial white
light at the end of the tunnel. But moments like this
never amount to anything, as if director Luis Mandoki
and screenwriter Gerald Di Pego are using supernatural
ingredients to cook up an eerie "surprise" ending,
with no intention of ever pulling them together.
Similarly, Angel Eyes has trouble dealing with the
issue of domestic violence, to the point that it seems
thematically bulimic, introducing the idea, then
throwing it up rather than digesting it. Focusing on
Sharon's family's contempt for her (because she once
called the cops and took the situation "outside the
family"), the movie gives short shrift to the actual
violence.
Instead, Angel Eyes is invested in Sharon and Catch's
romance, most of which is generic. And yet, there is a
glimmer of something original in the way the two
lovebirds seem to be constructed as each other's
doubles. They both do good deeds and have remarkably
similar poor social skills (they both rifle through
the other's personal stuff, only to get defensive when
the same act is committed against them). One visual
expression of their affinity comes when we watch
Sharon and Catch dining, through a restaurant window,
the light playing tricks with their images so they
look as if they are talking to their own reflections
instead of each other. Unfortunately, the film never
goes anywhere with this concept, but sublimates it in
favor of Sharon and Catch's hackneyed romance, where
their differences are most important. This is perhaps
most clumsily realized in a scene where they go cliff
diving (in Chicago?) and we see Catch's messy leap
into the water contrasted with Sharon's neat dive.
Must be true love!
The reasons for Angel Eyes' failure are many.
Fingers will inevitably be pointed in J. Lo's
direction, and for good reason: while not as bad as
the film's indecisive treatment of its themes, she is
one of its bigger disappointments. Playing a social
outcast capable of helping others but incapable of
helping herself (much like her character in The Wedding Planner), Lopez still comes off as too much
of a star she is, and not enough of the lonely beat
cop she's supposed to be. So, though Sharon is
supposedly an insomniac ("I love graveyard shift," she
tells her cohorts, to which they respond, "You like it
cause you can't sleep at night"), she never displays
any physical effects: no puffy eyelids and bloodshot
eyes for J. Lo! Fresh out of bed, after a sleepless
night of tossing and turning, she looks ready for a
photo shoot. While all the dramatic weight in the
world couldn't have saved this picture from itself, an
occasional attempt at plausibility would have been
nice, rather than the apparent catering to Lopez's ego
we see here. Even the title of the film is complicit
in this ego-stroking, as it has little to do with the
film itself, but refers to a much-lauded physical
attribute of its star. Maybe that's something stupid
Sharon and Catch could talk about.