Cheerocracy
I confess to an abiding affection for Kirsten Dunst.
Ever since I saw her 9-year-old self so deeply perturb
Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise in Interview with a Vampire
(1994), I have stubbornly held onto the idea that she
has something going on beyond the Dawson's-style
earnestness. I like her so much that I don't mind
much that she's inclined to play the good girl,
because her version of that girl looks to me like
she's slightly suspicious and even occasionally
troubled by the role, like good isn't quite what she
means to be. And because I like her, I was willing to
overlook Small Soldiers (where she was reduced to
doing battle with killer-Barbie-dolls possessed by the
voices of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Christina Ricci),
or the third Crow (which went appropriately straight
to video). I felt my faith was validated in 1999, when
Dunst came back bigtime, in Dick and The Virgin Suicides, two very different movies in which she
gives smart performances.
Still, for all my loyalty, I also confess to a certain
trepidation when I saw my girl on Total Request Live
last week, hawking her new cheerleader movie, Bring It On. Kirsten smiled and said it was so "great" to
play a white girl cheerleader competing with a team of
black cheerleaders, some played by the members of
Blaque Natina Reed, Shamari Fears, and Brandi
Williams which was the most obvious reason for her
appearance with Carson Daly that day. Kirsten talked
about how "great" the Blaque girls were, and then
Carson showed clips of Kirsten in her little red and
black uniform, her blond hair bouncy, her legs lithe,
and her cheeks perfectly pink. I was afraid.
As it turns out, Bring It On isn't quite so scary as
it looks. Because it is a cheerleader movie, it
deploys the requisite moves: the conventionally
slow-witted football players harass the boy
cheerleaders (though one of the cheerleaders defiantly
describes his sexuality as "controversial" and does
make his move on a cute boy eventually) and the girl
cheerleaders fuss about their lipstick and their place
on the popularity scale. Clearly, stakes are high. As
new team captain Torrance Shipman (Dunst) explains
her fervor to her disbelieving mother (Sherry Hursey),
"Mothers have killed" to get their daughters on
squads. Well, that's not quite right. Mrs. Shipman
reminds her that the "high school cheerleading mom"
didn't kill anyone, she only "hired a hit man." It's
this kind of self-awareness that makes Bring It On a
bearable cheerleader movie, despite and because of its
cliched plot (building up to regional and national
competitions) and routine digs at squad members named
Whitney (Nicole Bilderback) and Courtney (Clare
Kramer), who resemble Quinn Morgendorfer's best
friends on the fast track to careers at the Coyote
Ugly. By contrast, Torrance Tor to her intimates
is yet another Dunstian good girl, grappling with the
usual predicaments (distracted parents, an unfaithful
boyfriend, an irksome little brother [Cody McMains]).
In addition, she's faced with a moral dilemma: when
she takes over as head of the five-times national
champions Rancho Carne Toros, Torrance learns that all
of their prize-winning routines over the years have
been ripped off from another team. Oh dear.
Unsurprisingly and luckily, since she has to wade her
way through this sickly-sweet plot, Tor is resourceful
and infinitely well-intentioned. Better, she has a
very cool new best friend, tough chick Missy Pantone,
played by terrific Eliza Dushku (Faith on the WB's
Buffy the Vampire Slayer). You know Missy's
different from the other airheaded cheerleaders
because she comes to tryouts with her keys jangling on
her belt loop and executes a series of kick-ass
gymnast's floor exercise flips: "Missy's the poo!"
exults Torrance, in one of her several Heathers-lite
moments. What's more, Missy's the surly girl from out
of town, the one who knows stuff that the sheltered
whitegirls do not: she's the one who takes Tor on a
little trip to East Compton to see the black squad who
in fact developed all the Toros' stolen routines
first. Distraught, poor Tor wails, "My entire
cheerleading career has been a lie!" (As cynical
melodrama goes, this moment has its overkill appeal.)
She also tries immediately to make amends, but the
Clovers, headed by Isis (Gabrielle Union), will have
none of her simpery, "but-I-didn't-know" apologies.
Indeed, when Tor tries to explain herself, Isis's
compatriots flash their long fingernails and threaten
Tor and Missy: "Let's beat these Buffies down!" Yeah
they're pissed off: the East Compton kids, long denied
a spot at the National Finals (televised on ESPN2),
are determined to secure their chance at the title
this year in Daytona, which means they are distrustful
of Tor and determined to flatten the Toros.
Now this is a surprise: Bring It On is, at some
not-quite-invisible sublevel, about white thievery of
black cultural forms and content. Maybe this has
something to do with the fact that it's written by
Jessica Bendinger, who previously spent time working
at MTV News and writing about hip-hop for Spin, a gig
which must have had its frustrations, given how little
space the magazine (like most popular music
publications not expressly devoted to hiphop)
generally allows the subject. While Bring It On
doesn't exactly make a dramatic case for reparations,
it does address the topic in a relatively complex and
respectful way. Bendinger's script (her first) is
often funny, trenchant, and politically savvy. Perhaps
its most compelling scene relatively speaking, of
course comes when Tor decides that to "do the right
thing," she must get her rich dad's company to sponsor
the East Compton team's trip to the finals in Florida.
When she shows up at the Clovers' gym with check in
hand, all proud and perky, Isis is cold. She rejects
what she calls Tor's "guilt money," ripping the check
in half. Here's an unexpectedly un-saccharine lesson:
Tor's good intentions are not enough to make things
right. "Why do you have to be so mean?" she whines.
"I'm being strong," asserts Isis, looking fierce. "For
my squad."
Well, okay. The movie does occasionally trip over its
own symbolism. And it doesn't exactly challenge those
generic banalities you just know will come up, like
the try-out montage or the practice montage, or those
plot turns when the snooty girls get their mandatory
comeuppance or the football players realize that
cheerleading can be a worthy pursuit for boys.
Still, there are moments when Bring It On's
targeting works, albeit in a derivative way. For
instance, when Tor calls in a choreographer to help
the squad devise replacement material, he looks like
he's just stepped out of Waiting For Guffman. Sparky
Polastri (Ian Roberts) stomps his boots and claps his
hands, then looks down his nose at his clients'
awkward gyrating and posing, and announces,
"Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded!"
(That his moves like the "Spirit Fingers" are
beyond corny is the first punchline, that the team
doesn't realize this is the other.) In addition, the
film hangs on to its teen-romantic-comedy foundations:
Tor finds the customary true love with Missy's older
brother Cliff (Jesse Bradford), who, much like the
Paul Rudd character in Clueless, is supportive in a
suitably skeptical way, being a somewhat schizzy
Clash-Cramps-Matchbox Twenty fan.
Such excessive cuteness just gets in the way of what
the movie does decently, which is to examine, however
briefly, the class-race-gender-sex anxieties that
comprise high school, as an experience as well as a
movie genre. Like most teen-targeted "product" these
days, Bring It On is stuck between hard places. It
knows its primary audience has been through high
school not to mention an ongoing surfeit of high
school movies and tv shows but also knows it has a
slew of stereotypes to which it must conform to make
studio muster. And so, in the end, it is a cheerleader
movie, laced through with little bits of sass. As she
must, good girl Tor learns to wield her perkiness as a
force for, what else, Goodness. When her foofy
squadmates try to overrule her decision to create all
new routines for Daytona, she puts her foot down:
"This is not a democracy. It's a cheerocracy!" Yay
team, etc.