All About the Animals
It's hard not to take sides in Cats & Dogs. The
movie starts from a cat's eye view, that is, a
cat-level camera. From this vantage point, we first
see dogs, who appear goofy, loud, and
easily fooled. This, however, is a trick. The movie is
much more sensitive to the dogs' perspective. In the
world of Cats & Dogs, dog traits -- for instance,
loyalty like you see in war movies -- is valued far
more than the sneaky, well, catty nature attributed to
cats. And this is a war movie, lite: it's
action-filled, but also a little bit funny, as the
clash between good and evil is reduced to silliness.
I am usually highly suspicious of talking animals,
especially live action animals with digitized lips.
The critters of Cats & Dogs, however, are not too
bad. For the film's ninety minutes, I could suspend
disbelief and think they were talking. Plus, it's the
animals who have all the good dialogue. The
power-hungry Persian cat Mr. Tinkles, voiced by Sean
Hayes (a.k.a. Jack, the true star of the NBC
television series Will and Grace) has some great
lines and comebacks. Lou, the puppy voiced by Tobey
Maguire, is convincingly earnest and loveable. The
human stars -- the Brody family, with whom Lou lives
-- are fairly flat and dry. Even Jeff Goldblum as
nutty Professor Brody is predictable and
characterless. But that's okay, because this movie is
not called People and Other People. It's all about
the animals.
Since I grew up on animal films made for kids, the
kind with limited but amusing special effects --
Benji (Joe Camp, 1974), and my favorite, That Darn
Cat (Robert Stevenson, 1965) -- I did initially have
the warm fuzzies for the retro suburbia of Cats & Dogs. There are clean, tree-lined streets, the skies
are always sunny, and ladies in pink dresses wear
aprons while baking. But the colors are a little too
bright, everything is a bit too perfect. And all is
not as swell as the humans would think: it's American Beauty for pets.
The opening scene is attention-grabbing: it's a
fast-paced chase with twists and turns and tricks.
This sets up the movie's premise: we see the crime
take place (the Brodys' dog is "cat-napped" by a crew
of cats in a van), and watch as the good guys -- and
they are mostly guy dogs -- decide how to fight back.
I have both kinds of animals as pets, and while the
cats seem more devious, I will not go as far as to say
they actually want to overthrow dogs as "man's best
friend." In fact, I'm pretty sure cats would be fine
with humans strictly as caterers. After thinking about
the movie, I would like to say that perhaps the cats
are just misunderstood. After all, in this movie, the
cool humans want dogs. Dogs are good and manly. When
young Scott Brody (Alexander Pollock) is told by a
soccer coach that he's really inept and should try out
for the girls' team, and his dad the professor is too
busy to help him practice, it's a dog, not a cat, who
comes to the rescue, and spends time playing ball with
young Scott. The only humans in the movie who have
affinities for cats are the women: the first is an
overbearing, plump domestic worker in full French maid
regalia, Sophie (Miriam Margolyes), who likes to dress
cats up in cute little costumes, and the second is
Mrs. Brody (Elizabeth Perkins), fooled by a sweet
little kitty who is not what he appears to be. Cat
lovers are either silly girls or stupid girls. Boys
like dogs. Dogs are manly.
It's all very James Bond, including the clever and funny dog HQ, an aside to the plot, but not to be
missed (don't get more popcorn until after this
scene). From my limited knowledge of dog breeds
(sometimes I watch part of the Westminster Dog Show on
cable), it seems all the dogs except the shepherd mix
Butch (Alec Baldwin) are members of accredited breeds
-- Lou, our hero, is a Beagle; Ivy (Susan Sarandon) is
a graceful Saluki hound; Sam (Michael Clark Duncan) is
a sheepdog; Peek (Joe Pantoliano) is a Chinese
hairless coiffed as if he's just stepped out of Mad Max (1979). I once saw a dog with a similar coiffeur
in Brooklyn, and almost wrecked my car laughing. While
I didn't laugh that hard during Cats & Dogs, I did
chuckle a fair amount, then went home and felt morally
superior to all those poor folks who think pets are
dumb and that nothing ever happens in the suburbs.