Special Orders
What do you get when you combine Once Upon A Time in America, Goodfellas, Atlantic City, and add
humor? You end up with The Crew, a twisted comedy
that makes fun of old age, criticizes the way old age
is devalued in pop culture, glories in mobster
mythologies, and provides solid laughs throughout, by
chronicling the adventures of a bunch of washed-up,
wisecracking wise guys.
Like Once Upon A Time in America, The Crew
stresses the camaraderie experienced by gang members.
As in many gangster movies, the crew members' sense of
themselves is based on the feeling of belonging and
power that comes from being part of a select group;
they stick together and live by a special code. But
here, the characters make it to old age and find that
the gang isn't the only thing in life worth living
for. They share many of the problems that Burt
Lancaster deals with in Atlantic City as a washed-up
hoodlum, missing the respect and pizzazzy lives they
once had as criminals. But The Crew is a comedy: it
deals with some complex questions such as what it
means to grow old in the U.S. or the how community
might affect that process lightly, only slipping in
serious observations on the side.
The film begins in New Jersey in 1968, with a
voiceover by the brains in the group, Bobby (Richard
Dreyfuss), looking back on four young mobsters as they
prepare to hijack a truck. In addition to Bobby, the
crew in its older incarnation consists of three
other Jersey boys: Burt Reynolds as The Bat, known
for his violent temper; Dan Hedaya (Blood Simple) as
the dense but loyal Brick; and longtime John
Cassavetes collaborator Seymour Cassell as The Mouth,
so called because he rarely talks. At first, Bobby's
voiceover lays out the guys' names, nicknames, and
criminal talents (arson, extortion, murder), and later
it helps you to keep track of the convoluted events
involving the crew and many other characters an old
man with Alzheimers; two feuding cops Olivia (Carrie
Ann Moss, from The Matrix) and Steve (Jeremy Piven);
Ferris (Jennifer Tilly), a stripper with murder on her
mind; and an evil drug lord, Raul Ventana (Miguel
Sandoval).
All of this is set up by the opening scene, which
establishes the group's priorities and idiosyncrasies.
They drive to "work" in a glamorous convertible
Cadillac, red and resplendent with enormous fins;
they're dressed to kill in swanky suits, complete with
cool shades. They revel in their badness and in their
tightness as a crew. They also mean business,
indicated by their ruthless beating of the hapless
truck driver.
After providing this glimpse of their long history
together, the movie cuts to the present day in Miami's
South Beach, where the crew has now retired.
Predictably, they're bored with their piddly little
straight jobs and they miss the excitement of their
former lives. Their sex lives have dried up and women
ignore them. The other old folks in the Raj Mahal
Hotel are dropping like flies and younger, glamorous
tenants are moving in before the bodies get cold. So
while at this point in the film old age doesn't seem
to be something to look forward to, youth isn't
looking any better. The young people in the film are
depicted as shallow and vain, self-absorbed to an
extreme. This raises a question: just whom are we
expected to sympathize with here? Are the main
characters ruthless killers or harmless old men, beset
by greedy "kids"? If the movie only celebrated the
lives of gangsters, the humor would be macabre and the
guys' sense of community perverted. The film resolves
this question by revealing that, though they discover
that they still have "it," they come up short on one
crucial skill: they find they are unable to "whack"
anyone. And this handicap is what makes The Crew a
positive story of reawakening.
The men find themselves coming back to life in an
effort to save their home. The Raj Mahal is right on
the beach and in high demand by the incoming rich set
who have their eyes on those ocean front views. The
crew receives an ultimatum from their landlord pay
double rent or get out. They decide that they won't
be driven off, but they don't have any money to pay
the monthly increase. (If only the mob had a
retirement plan!) So, they devise a plan to make the
building unattractive. The plan succeeds, but like all
good plans, it has unforeseen consequences. Or as
Bobby puts it, "We were wise guys. Wise guys always
mess everything up."
I was expecting mishaps and zany adventures, but after
seeing the trailer highlighting Burt Reynolds' Burger
King flunkie gag "Special orders do upset us"
I was afraid the film would suffer from "great
trailer-itis," that is, the trailer giving up the only
great joke. Instead, the comedy is consistent
throughout the movie, and it is often very funny.
When we see the crew driving for the first time in
Miami, they roll in the same car they had in the first
scene in New Jersey, now thirty years old and beat to
shit. And later, when the members of the crew are
moving on to new relationships, the Bat describes his
own lacking "love" life to the Brick, and wryly notes,
"A fortune teller told me that the love of my life
would have dark curly hair I just didn't know it
would be on your knuckles."
I was concerned that The Crew might follow in the
steps of films such as There's Something About Mary
or Me, Myself & Irene (making jokes at the expense
of their offbeat protagonists), or worse, Analyze This or Mickey Blue Eyes, "mob comedies"
reductively premised on clashing cultures. Here there
are so many clashes Jewish and Italian, Italian
and Hispanic, young and old, male and female, criminal
and cop and so many shticks, that the
ridiculousness and reductiveness are the point.
Frankly, I didn't want to see old folks mocked even
if they are mobsters. But while old age is the source
of many jokes in The Crew, the humor is based on
putting old people down. For example, when Burt runs
off a young couple wondering if anyone in the building
has died recently, he threatens to crush the young
man's balls, looking mean and scary while doing so.
The punchline comes when, after he pulls off the
intimidation, the next shot shows that he has to lie
down and rest. It's funny to see the tough guy
revealing a weakness to his friends and gratifying to
see how they all support him, despite and because of
it.
And this is really what the film achieves most
effectively, depicting the crew as friends no matter
what. When they have a chance to relive their glory
days, wining and dining women with a sudden windfall,
Bobby notes that they need to make a few more pits
stops than they did before, and the shot of them
racing along in their new car cuts to them peeing, all
in a line, on the side of the road. If peeing isn't
part of the tough guy image, they realize that such
physical changes needn't affect their affections for
each other, retired stone killers all. Heartwarming,
yes, but also ridiculous.