+ Interview with Chris Rock
Time Is on My Side
Lance Barton (Chris Rock) is a stand-up comedian
whose life's ambition is to play the Apollo Theater
without getting booed off the stage. No doubt, this is
a mighty ambition -- the Apollo crowd is famously
unforgiving. In the early moments of Down to Earth,
we get a look at just how hard they can be, when Lance
screws up and the crowd responds accordingly. Poor
Lance. Everyone backstage, including his manager
Whitney (Frankie Faison), likes and supports him, but
no one knows quite how to help him, except to tell
him, again and again, that eventually his day will
come.
That ends up being true and not true. Minutes later,
a truck barrels toward Lance on the street, but a
helpful angel, Keyes (Eugene Levy), takes pity on him,
and in order to prevent a horrible splat, hauls the
young man's soul out of his body an instant before
impact. Pleased with his good work, Keyes send Lance
on up to heaven, which is here a night club with a
line outside, where only the pretty girls are assured
entry. The trouble is that it's not actually Lance's
"time," and so the Head Angel, Mr. King (Chazz
Palminteri) has to do some fast rearranging to set
things right. Specifically, he offers Lance a "loaner"
body, belonging to someone who has not yet been
discovered dead, until the heavenly administration can
locate a new, permanent body (or at least, permanent
until it's really his time to die).
The temp body is that of a wealthy white guy named
Wellington, who's just been murdered in his tub by his
wife (Jennifer Coolidge) and her lover/his accountant,
Winston (Greg Germann). Complications arise when
Lance-as-Wellington falls in love with the lovely
Sontee (Regina King), who is battling him in the press
and organizing protests over community hospital
funding (one of Wellington's many lucrative and
corrupt investments). To win her heart,
Lance-as-Wellington becomes a serious philanthropist,
while at the same time working up his Apollo routine,
to the delight of Wellington's staff -- his maid Wanda
(Wanda Sykes, of The Chris Rock Show) and his butler
Cisco (Mark Addy, of The Full Monty) -- who serve as
appreciative practice audience.
This set-up should sound familiar, as it's based on
1978's Heaven Can Wait, starring Warren Beatty, and
which was in turn based on 1941's Here Comes Mr
Jordan, with Robert Montgomery. Directed by Chris and
Paul Weitz (who made the raunchy teen comedy American
Pie and acted in Miguel Arteta's Chuck and Buck),
this third remake is calculated to serve as the
vehicle for Chris Rock's rise to PG-13 stardom.
Recently, he's been on the fast track to the Big Time,
playing supporting roles in well-promoted movies
(Richard Donner's Lethal Weapon 4, Kevin Smith's
Dogma, and Neil LaBute's Nurse Betty) and winning
prizes and accolades for his his popular HBO series,
The Chris Rock Show. His stand-up routines are
inclined toward topical, politicized humor,
demonstrated in his Emmy-winning HBO specials, Bring
the Pain and Bigger and Blacker, as well as his
series, where the guests ran quite a gamut, from
Marion Barry to Pamela Anderson, Ice T to Stanley
Crouch. The move to mainstream necessarily involves
some toning down, but it's clear that Rock and his
writing team (Ali Le Roi, Lance Crouther, and Louie
CK) are determined to keep up the zings at the status
quo.
And so, here comes Mr. Rock, invading the white
folks' world with something approximating a vengeance.
As Lance, he's a basic "fish out of water" (like Eddie
Murphy's Axel Foley in the Beverly Hills Cop
series), standing up to an easy-target, the upper
class. There are rough spots in the film's mix of
sweetness and attack mode. Rock, with his well-known
edgy delivery, isn't the most obvious choice for the
lead in a romantic comedy, though stranger things have
happened, namely, David Spade as just such a lead, in
1999's dreadful Lost and Found, in which he wooed
Sophie Marceau, of all people.
Down to Earth recognizes this problem, and so makes
the awkwardness of the romance its primary -- and
oft-repeated -- joke. Sontee is not precisely falling
in love with Lance, but with Lance-as-Wellington. For
most of the film, you're watching Chris
Rock-as-Lance-as-Wellington (wearing an expensive
dressing gown, designer suit, or an old-school golfing
outfit, with knickers, a tam, and clicking cleated
shoes), but occasionally you catch a glimpse of
Wellington from another character's point of view, and
see the portly white guy acting "fly" or getting down
to the latest hiphop track on the radio.
Sontee holds out for a few minutes of screentime, but
according to the logic of the romance, she can't help
herself and soon falls for the suddenly rejuvenated
old man who has been so awful to her for so long. When
Lance-as-Wellington goes to the hospital, he finds his
stuffy Board of Governors, including Winston,
assiduously slashing services. Determined to impress
Sontee, he gleefully announces that he's opening the
hospital doors to everyone in need, even those without
insurance: "If your head is bloody, we're your buddy!"
The executives sitting around the boardroom table are
horrified at this idea, but because Lance makes his
declaration in front of a crowd of ailing folks (on
crutches, in wheelchairs) and a slew of tv cameras,
the topsy-turvy damage is done. And so this little
section of the planet will be a better place for
Lance's interventions, as erratic and self-interested
as they may be.
It's this insistent niceness, combined with
screwballish illogic, that makes Down to Earth a bit
cumbersome. It's stuck in between, not so saccharin as
a Meg Ryan-Tom Hanks movie or so obnoxious as today's
teen romances (for instance, the Weitz brothers' own
notorious debut picture), but also not so dead-on
target as Rock's usual work, the gags ranging from
wild to mundane. For all its efforts to accommodate
romantic comedy conventions, what's most striking
about the movie is how it reimagines its hero. In both
Heaven Can Wait and Mr. Jordan, the leads were
predictably handsome -- and predictably white --
athletes, Beatty a quarterback and Montgomery a boxer.
That is, the films raised no doubts concerning their
masculinity, at least according to Hollywood
standards. Chris Rock, of course, is hardly so
conventional an emblem of virility, stability, or
self-assurance. Skinny, acerbic, and righteously
angry, Rock is a whole other kind of man.