+ another review of Exit Wounds by America Billy
Ain't No Sunshine
DMX is a movie star. This won't surprise anyone who's
seen him perform -- on stage, in music videos ("Get at Me Dog," "Slippin'"), or in films (Belly, Romeo Must Die) -- but for those who think that he's just another superstar rapper trying to cross over, Exit Wounds might be news. Certainly, he's renowned as a
hiphop artist with his dead dog's name tattooed across
his back and a cinematic sensibility: His lyrics are
vividly confessional and angst-filled, his
post-performance backstage near-collapses (from sheer
exertion and asthma) are legendary. And in 1998, he
became the first hiphop artist to have two number one
albums in one year (It's Dark and Hell is Hot and
Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood). His fans are
devoted and they appear to be growing in number.
Now DMX has made an unusual transition, from a rapper
with street cred to a mainstream movie star. The
question will be, how long does he hold on to both
positions -- Will Smith's status as the perennial
Fresh Prince is one thing, but it's hard to be Ice T,
as he knows better than anyone else. So here comes
30-year-old DMX (born Earl Simmons), on a track to
something resembling crossover celebrity, though
that's not to say that he's going to be drawing
Klumps numbers just yet. Appearing on Leno recently
to promote the new flick, X was charming, completely
at ease on that big fat couch. And in his role in
Andrzej Bartkowiak's new high-octane, ultraviolent
action flick, DMX is the most riveting thing on the
screen.
That's saying something, because he has competition.
Maybe not particularly in the form of the film's
nominal star, Steven Seagal, now into -- what is it?
his sixth comeback film? -- playing another renegade
"peace officer," or in Seagal's comic sidekick Tom
Arnold, not exactly stretching as an eager-to-please,
anger-management-challenged tv personality. But the
film, even more so than Bartkowiak's debut feature,
Romeo Must Die, this film offers pretty much nonstop
furious action, mostly having to do with cars
(crashing, flying through the air, exploding into
flames, rolling over and over, being decapitated, or
whatever you call it when the top is sheared off), and
guns of every persuasion. Not to mention the many
co-stars in this twisty-turny bad-cops-gone-worse
plot, all solid and appealing performers. Sad to say,
Seagal is not doing the same caliber martial arts work
as he once did (remember Above the Law? ouch!). But
he's is completely up to snuff in that aspect that,
over the years, he has made all his own -- the scowl.
And here he does it at every possible opportunity, in
slow motion and in fast-cut action scenes, during car
chases and fight scenes, when he's firing his very
powerful gun and when he's being yelled at by his very
angry police captain. No doubt about it, Seagal is a
King of Pain.
As ornery Detroit cop Orin Boyd (and who wouldn't be
ornery with a name like that?), Seagal has good reason
to scowl. He's one of those showboaters, who is so
good at what he does (taking out entire battalions of
bad guys with a single gun and a few swift kicks to
crackable body parts) that in the midst of an event,
everyone just backs out the way and lets him do it. Of
course, while he may be saving the Vice President's
life, as he does in the introductory scene, Boyd is
also creating havoc, which means that afterwards, some
authority type (here, the sublime Bill Duke) has to
chew him out for being a troublemaker who doesn't know
how to follow the rules. This time around, Boyd's
demoted to a "war zone" precinct, where, he soon
learns, most of his fellow cops are wildly posturing
macho pricks: their "hazing" process involves tasering
newbies at full volume, a test that Boyd naturally
passes brilliantly, earning him the respect of the
well-muscled head cop, Strutt (Michael Jai White) and
the enmity of a couple of standard-issue swaggerers,
the tough-talking Montoni (David Vadim) and the former
KKK member Useldinger (Matthew G. Taylor).
As his run-ins with these manifestly bad cops
suggest, there's serious trouble afoot, namely drug
dealing, else why would Seagal -- or rather, Boyd --
have been assigned to this precinct? Luckily, even
with his contrary "lone wolf" reputation preceding
him, Boyd wins the trust of his precinct chief,
Annette Mulcahy (Jill Hennessy, reprising her
stern-but-vulnerable affect from Law & Order), a
former Internal Affairs officer with a nose for
corruption, or so she says. Boyd convinces her to
condone his investigation: this decision is apparently
reached via a series of hilariously unconvincing winks
and flirtatious scowls, when he interrupts her dinner
with a wimpy "let's not talk about police-work" date
at a fancy-pants restaurant. Put off for about a
nanosecond, Mulcahy sends Wimpy Date off to the men's
room so she can hear what Boyd has to say, which isn't
much, but he sure blusters and poses well. With a
flourish that's strange even for Seagal, Boyd shows
that he's a man's man in any situation, snarfing food
from Wimpy Date's plate. This is enough for Mulcahy,
and she sends him forth with her blessing to do Good
Work.
On this mission, Boyd is all business, with some time
out for a couple of those Seagal-movie requisite
scenes where he takes out crews of woefully
under-prepared no-necks with attitude. Aided by his
very nice new partner George (Isaiah Washington), Boyd
digs up what looks like a humungo drug operation,
under the auspices of the coolest of cool cats,
Latrell Walker (DMX), and his yellow-Humvee-owning
buddy T.K. (Anthony Andrews). As far as Boyd can
figure, Latrell has some strong but unexplained
connection to a young fellow in prison, Shaun (played
by X's fellow Ruff Ryder, Drag-On), and so much money
it's ridiculous. A young black man who can afford an
$850,000 car and a closet full of incredible designer
outfits? Obviously, he's into something illegal.
As this minimal plot summary suggests, Exit Wounds
is full of cliches that it displays proudly. It is
what it is -- a Steven Seagal formula flick dressed up
so a hiphop-martial arts crowd might appreciate it,
and even tolerate Seagal. If you're not into that sort
of violence -- which is used here for dark comedy as
well as producer Joel Silver's typical
testosterone-driven titillation -- then it may be
something of a grueling experience. But for all that,
Exit Wounds offers a few unexpected change-ups. For
one thing, it has an unusually integrated
(black-white) cast. And for another, as the trailers
give away, the enigmatic Latrell is an attractively
unconventional hero. He's seductive, sensitive,
determined, and knows his way around the internet as
well as Motown's back alleys. Seagal may make a few
more comeback films before he's done. But Dark Man X
has arrived.