Pink rules
"Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously
disturbed." Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) is acutely
aware of her social environment, and in particular,
the way that environment is shaped by fashion. Her
unerring sense of style -- and privilege -- has made
Elle the belle of her (fictional) Southern California
college campus: not only is she pretty and popular and
the president of her sorority, she's also been a
runner-up for Miss Hawaiian Tropic and an extra in a
Ricky Martin video.
All she has to do is flash her superbright smile, and
it seems that everything goes Elle's way. So you can
imagine her dismay when her wealthy and supremely
snotty Ken-doll beau, Warner (Matthew Davis) tells her
that he's going to law school, plans to run for
political office, and thinks she's not smart enough to
be his ideal life partner. Dumped but impossibly
optimistic, Elle decides that the best way to plead
her own case to the boy she loves so much is to follow
him to Harvard Law, as a classmate. And so, the
enterprising Elle -- who does have the best GPA in
Delta Nu, with a major in Fashion Management -- hires
"a Coppola" to shoot her application video, in order
to show off her best assets (for one thing, she can
"recall hundreds of important details at the drop of a
hat," like, for instance, what happened last week on
Days of Our Lives). Mostly, the tape displays her
consummate cuteness in just-slightly loud designer
outfits and spangly bikinis. Her sorority sisters are
simultaneously impressed and horrified by Elle's
determination; they understand that her goal matches
up with their own immediate plans (to get married to
the best-connected, most ambitious, and oh yes,
richest guy they can find), but all the work she's
putting into it is, well, a little too much work.
This is the basic set-up for Legally Blonde, the
newest mischievously adorable girl-power movie. Like
its most obvious precursors -- Working Girl,
Clueless, and Bring It On, not to mention the
animated tv series and commercial franchise, The Powerpuff Girls -- Legally Blonde makes its (lite)
political points look relatively non-threatening by
couching them in comic ultra-femininity. Elle is the
think-pinkingest girly-girl you'll ever see,
hyper-real, unreal, and just plain fun! in the way
that Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and Dionne (Stacey
Dash) were in Clueless. At the same time, also like
Cher and Dionne, she embodies a kind of ironic
knowledge. And if you pay money to see it, Legally Blonde presumes, you get the joke: all this foofiness
is really just a way to sugar-coat Elle's steely
resolve, admirable ingenuity, and fabulous moral
fiber, and -- more importantly -- to indict the
entrenched gender/class/race systems that put her in
her place (on top, sort of). And besides, compared to
the drab dialogue granted much tougher girl Lara Croft
in Tomb Raider, Elle's off-center smarts are at
least occasionally witty, and delivered with
undeniable verve.
As the most wonderful Elle, Witherspoon is (as she is
invariably), irresistible, no matter how contrived the
character's situation or frivolous her get-up. And,
although Legally Blonde is being touted as
"Clueless meets Working Girl," it is (thankfully)
slightly less focused than either of those films on
getting its pretty protagonist hooked up with a
deserving, pleasant, and rumpled boyfriend (here, an
older Harvard student named Emmet, played by typecast
movie nice guy and Drew survivor Luke Wilson). It's
more clearly a girl power movie than the other two,
with emphasis on girls in girl-drag (lots of pink and
white, with feathers and stacked heels), and the boys
as sideline characters, just trying to keep up.
When she first arrives on campus, of course, Elle is
the underdog, though she doesn't ever quite see it
that way. Warner has a new fiancee, the snooty Vivian
(Selma Blair, who sadly has little to do in the role),
who repeatedly finds ways to needle Elle, though the
latter remains incredibly upbeat, no matter what hurts
are inflicted on her. And these are legion (as if the
movie's working overtime to make you sympathize with
her). Her classmates call her "Malibu Barbie,"
assuming she's just too dumb to keep up. She does look
the part: when asked for an introductory thumbnail
biography, Elle announces proudly that she and Bruiser
are both vegetarians and she has recently saved
Cameron Diaz from buying a truly awful angora sweater.
Indeed, poor Elle's faux pas start to look endless:
she stands out in the dull titanium PC laptop crowd
with her tangerine Apple iBook, click-clacks around
campus with her matching-outfitted Chihuahua, Bruiser
(always good for an "awww" reaction shot), brings
fancy Martha-Stewart-style muffins in a basket to
bribe a study group to let her in, and shows up at a
party wearing an inappropriate costume (in fact, she's
comes as a Playboy Bunny busting out of her bustier,
unfortunately echoing a very similar scene in Bridget Jones's Diary).
But soon, Elle figures out the system -- excelling at
fitting in is, afer all, her strong suit -- and
proceeds to out-think and out-intuit her
hyper-competitive fellow students. She soon becomes
the most effective intern working on a case on a
professor's case, a murder charge brought against a
now wealthy young widow (who happens to be Elle's very
own her Delta Nu sister and former aerobics
instructor), Brooke Taylor Windham (Ali Larter). And
she does the right class-crossing thing by befriending
her trailer-dwelling, spandex-wearing manicurist,
Paulette (Chris Rock regular Jennifer Coolidge), whom
she advises on "catching" the friendly UPS man (Bruce
Thomas).
All this darn "goodness" can be annoying, of course,
and the film settles for some obvious laughs and
predictable plot events (the lecherous law professor,
the evil rich lady played by Raquel Welch, the
weaselly cabana boy, and the Perry Mason courtroom
breakdown). Granted, it's too bad and not a little
obnoxious that the only way to achieve the social and
emotional power that Elle does achieve is by being
unspeakably and unapologetically wealthy (on this tip,
Witherspoon's own Election, as well as Kirsten
Dunst's crazy/beautiful and Bring It On offer more
insightful looks at U.S. class dynamics).
To be fair, Legally Blonde makes decent lightweight
fun of class privilege, most often at Elle's expense.
And the script, by Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten
Smit, the team who wrote 10 Things I Hate About You,
also comes up with a mostly deft gender and age
politics, helped along by first-timer Robert Luketic's
mostly light-on-its-feet direction. Nothing here is so
serious that it can't be made fun of. But that doesn't
mean that everything's hunky-dory either (for
instance, somehow the legal system comes out smelling
rosy). It's that lingering sense of unease that makes
Legally Blonde seem smarter than it probably should
have.