Dead or Undead
The undead in Uli Edel's The Little Vampire are
really quite nice, in a refined-British-nobility kind
of way. In fact, they prove to be the best friends a
human boy could ask for. The boy in this instance is
Tony Thompson (Jonathan Lipnicki, also know as "that
Jerry Maguire kid"), an imaginative, friendless only
child who has been transplanted along with his parents
from sunny San Diego to the spooky Scottish moors.
The premise is that Tony's dad, Bob Thompson (Tommy
Hinkley) is in charge of building a new golf course on
the estate of Lord McAshton (John Wood). Tony's mother
Dottie (Pamela Gidley) is a stay-at-home mom; she
keeps the castle they live in, looks after Tony, and
occasionally attends boring obligatory social
functions with her spouse. Overall, the Thompson
family seems to have a good, if somewhat stilted life.
As the adorable child, Lipnicki makes the most of his
younger-than-his-age looks, and who can blame him,
given the rewards he obviously receives? Lipnicki
delivers his lines as if expecting people to say how
cute he is, like everyone did with Jerry Maguire,
which quickly grows annoying. Still, he is convincing
as the social outcast at his school, the new guy who
is too small and -- despite some heavy Timberland
product placement -- lacks the right clothes.
Since moving to Scotland, little Tony has been beset
by dreams of vampires and has become obsessed with
these creatures. Dressing up as a vampire one night,
Tony is mistaken for a brother by a real vampire boy
named Rudolph (Rollo Weeks). After this error is
sorted out and some initial mistrust overcome, the two
become fast friends. Tony teaches Rudolph the proper
way to intone "duh!", and Rudolph takes Tony flying.
This is not an even trade in my book, but Tony makes
up for it by offering to help Rudolph and his family
end the curse of the vampires so they no longer have
to roam the earth, persecuted. And the vampires in
this small Scottish village are a persecuted minority.
In The Little Vampire, the lords of the underworld
are "family, not fiends," as Rudolph explains to Tony.
They are misunderstood and hunted by oafish bigots
like the local vampire hunter, Rookery (Jim Carter).
They only drink cow's blood, and only do that after
lulling the cows to sleep. Blood sucking is never
directly shown on screen, but instead is represented
by sound effects and implication. Further, the cows do
not even die -- they just become, well, different.
Rest assured no real cows were harmed in the making of
this film. As Rudolph tells Tony, the vampires "want
to become humans, not eat them for dinner." This is a
film about fitting in, celebrating families, and
appreciating friendship. Dead or undead, according to
this film, all families are basically the same - at
least those who include a mom, a dad, and a child or
two. Here it is not the vampires that seem out of
place, but the frighteningly perky, living Americans.
Perhaps this is a way of letting us know that the
American way is not the only way, and that a little
consideration for other cultures might be in order.
The primary dissimilarity here is between "normal"
Americans and eerie Scots, and that between human and
vampire is trivial.
There are so many messages in this movie that I only
hope I got them all: the children have much to teach
us; if we all open our minds and hearts, the world
will be free of evil; and we shouldn't let one bad
apple like Rookery (we know he is bad because he
smokes and is rude) make the minority groups think we
don't like them. The Little Vampire also stresses
that it's okay to be different, and that sometimes we
fear what we do not understand. And that folk who look
different and eat different things than we do might
seem strange, but they're just regular people like us.
Except, as usual, nobody seems to question who
constitutes "us."
Despite the fact that the cast and crew of The Little Vampire is decidedly not American, this film takes a
distinctly American point of view, and a particularly
white middle class position at that. What is
"standard" is actually quite a limited number of the
world's population. However, in this paradigm of the
strange being saved by the normal, the strange becomes
less so by seeming more like the ideal standard.
Further, in this case the "normal" American white boy
is charged with the fate of an entire vampire
community -- without him, they suffer.
The vampire and human families parallel one another.
In both cases, mom is gentle and permissive; dad is
more demanding and a bit out of touch. Vampire mother
Freda is played gracefully by Alice Krige, best known
in the U.S. for her role as the Borg Queen in Star Trek: First Contact. (Perhaps that's where she got
her motherly instincts.) As Freda, Krige resembles an
ethereal Morticia Addams, all at once a refined woman,
sexy wife, and caring mother. Rudolph also has the
company of his siblings Anna (Anna Popplewell) and
Gregory (Dean Cook). At the end of the day, or rather,
night, it is the members of each family coming
together, communicating, and trusting one another --
and the bridging of the human-vampire gap -- that
allows everything to turn out okay.
Much of the film takes place at night, and these scenes are beautiful and mysterious without being too scary. Edel's directing credits include Last Exit to Brooklyn and episodes of the TV series Homicide, Twin Peaks, and Oz -- each offering a completely different kind of scary than The Little Vampire, but each also representing the gothic depths that can be
found by looking in the oddest places. The cinematography is lovely and the vampire costumes are beautifully creepy. The vampires are pale and romantic with decaying clothes of nobility from days of yore. In this case, the monsters hiding in the basement -- imaginary or not -- make life more interesting and exciting, not just more frightening. However, this is definitely a children's film: when it's on the verge of becoming too dark and creepy, something amusing will happen to lighten things up (think: a clever combination of vampire cow poop and "The Ride of the Valkyries"). While there is nothing particularly innovative about The Little Vampire, it is still fun, "feel-good," and visually pleasing. There is mystery, intrigue, a little tiny bit of kid romance (a harmless crush), and a satisfying ending. And though I might risk giving away that ending for the scant few who fail to predict it, I'll say this much: everything turns out okay when everyone starts to seem like "us."