Black man's kryptonite
Keep that funk alive. Between NBA commercials, Snoop videos,
and the recently increased visibility of Bootsy Collins and
George Clinton, the funk seems to be everywhere, including the
net, where Undercover Brother, John Ridley's celebrated
animated series, has been holding it down at
urbanentertainment.com. The titular hero wears purple
bellbottoms and a large medallion, delights the ladies, and
works for the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D. going undercover as
"mild-mannered Anton Jackson, harmless enough for white people
to trust him," in order to fight The Man.
A suave, stack-heeled superhero, Undercover Brother has fought
discrimination in network television (Episode #4" "Going Prime
Time"), college basketball corruption (Episode #8: "Sir
Dunkalot"), and Eminem (Episode #12: "Melts in Your Bleepin'
Mouth"). When Anton spots trouble, he transforms into Undercover
Brother, peeling off whatever disguise he's wearing, casting off
his glasses, and popping loose his gigantic Afro. Though he
likes to believe the best of people, and sincerely wants
everyone to get along, he's not afraid to whoop ass when
necessary. In Em's case, this meant ripping his head off,
literally.
Aggressively clever, the series earned a tight following on the
net. It was only a matter of time before its success would cost.
And so, here comes Undercover Brother, the movie, from
Imagine Entertainment (Ron Howard and Brian Grazer's company) in
collusion with originator Urban Entertainment. In this
incarnation -- which is all about entertainment, in case you
were wondering -- the hero is played by Eddie Griffin, a fellow
just brash and self-knowing enough to ward off concerns that (oh
my!) the movie is full of stereotypes. Indeed, as director
Malcolm D. Lee recently told BET Tonight's Ed Gordon,
this is the point. And what if, asked Gordon, certain viewers --
say, white ones -- don't get all the jokes? Well, that's okay.
"The jokes," said Lee, "are for who they're for."
They're also damn funny. Yes, they're watered down for
crossover consumption, no matter Gordon's apprehension. But
they're simultaneously wide-ranging and specific enough to hit
some well-deserving targets. The film begins with a familiar
framework, taking up subgeneric conventions already worked over
in Charlie's Angels and Austin Powers, including
the wink-wink overstatement regarding throwback fashion, music,
and plot. In this case, the underpinning is '70s blaxploitation,
turned inside out and smoothed over. Even his disguises are
cute: 80-year-old man, office nerd, all-smiles Jamaican caddy.
Still, as written by the series creator and novelist John Ridley
and Michael McCullers, the film makes its points.
It opens with a bit of pseudo-doc background, not exactly
Undercover Brother's origin story, but a good reason for him to
feel committed to the cause. Dennis Rodman, Erkel, Mr. T. You
couldn't have picked easier targets, and they do their work.
"These seemingly random events," intones a documentary-style
voiceover, "were in fact orchestrated by The Man." Enter
Undercover Brother, who first appears on screen in his gold '74
Coup de Ville, spinning in accident-avoiding circles so
extravagant that even passersby are tripping over themselves and
dropping their drinks. But he's smooth as can be, palming the
power steering wheel and not even thinking about spilling his
orange Big Gulp.
Undercover Brother's a solo act, doing right for the community,
and earning a slamming reputation to boot. But then, he breaks
into a bank's computer system in order to erase mortgage
payments records for those in need of relief. Doing his good
deed, Undercover Brother is espied by members of the underground
B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D., who haul him into headquarters (under
Roscoe's Barber Shop). Here he meets the crew: the Chief (Chi
McBride), Sistah Girl (Anjanue Ellis), Smart Brother (Gary
Anthony Williams), Conspiracy Brother (Dave Chappelle, always
excellent), and a hapless intern named Lance (Neil Patrick
Harris), who performs blackness when called on, and sometimes
when he's not ("We're gettin' all racial up in this piece!").
Pledged to squash racism and fight for social justice and the
African American way of life, the group convinces Undercover
Brother to join them.
Their first collabo: to beat back Operation Whitewash, wherein
The Man devises to thwart the political career Colin-Powellish
General Boutwell (Billy Dee Williams), by means of some
dastardly mind-controlling drug. Boutwell abandons his campaign
plans and starts selling fried chicken, licking his lips and
extolling the virtues of hot sauce. Down at
B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D. HQ, the dumbfounded crew watches the
General shuck and jive on tv. Conspiracy Brother's worst fears
are confirmed: "Sometimes," he observes, "people -- mostly white
people -- make things happen." The brothers -- and Sistah Girl
-- all agree that it's time to send in Undercover Brother.
Before he can infiltrate The Man's office building, however,
Undercover Brother must be trained in the wiles of Caucasian
culture. Smart Brother wires him up with Caucasiavision, loading
up his mind Clockwork Orange-style with images from
Murder, She Wrote, as well as shots of square-dancers,
the Backstreet Boys, and Riverdancers. Stop! Stop! "Too much
white!" whimpers Undercover Brother. Even for the cause, there's
only so much you can take. Still, at the end of the process, he
can eat mayonnaise sandwiches and recount the minutest of
Friends details. Ready to penetrate.
Where Undercover Brother's mission is to pass into the foreign
culture, The Man's plan is to remain out of sight completely.
Unfortunately, his major minion is excessively visible: Mr.
Feather (Chris Kattan, who needs a leash, please) prances and
bugs out his eyes when fretting that "they're taking over all
aspects of our culture." When he hears a little Mary J. ("Family
Affair," the Dre-beats), poor white boy just can't help but feel
the funk. "Word. Fosheezy my neezy," he blurts, then claps his
hand over his mouth, horrified that he's been so infected by the
alien culture.
Tit for tat. The Man's counter-plan is to infect Undercover
Brother back, to destroy his mojo, if you will. They send in
their secret weapon, Penelope Snow, a.k.a. the White She Devil,
a.k.a. the Black Man's Kryptonite (all bundled up as a
big-haired and repeatedly hair-flipping Denise Richards). Though
they're supposed to be working to opposite ends, the two hit it
off. On one date, they rightfully butcher McCartney's "Ebony &
Ivory" at a karaoke bar, and soon find themselves getting on the
Love Train. Within days, she has her short black superheroic man
chowing down on drugged mayonnaise sandwiches (other examples of
the demise of Black Culture, brought on by his descent, include
an album full of Jay-Z covering Lawrence Welk hits, and John
Singleton directing a remake of Driving Miss Daisy).
Lucky for Undercover Brother, lost and confused as he is, he has
Sistah Girl to come save his ass.
Peppered with Chappellian hilarities (and the man can riff),
Undercover Brother is more like Austin Powers than
a hard-hitting satire, minus Mike Meyers' mania, plus Lee's deft
direction and Griffin's own brand of energy. The film is
raucously incoherence (a series of skits, really), granting
equal time to ridiculous characters and genre-deconstructive
insights. It's not going to change minds, but it reflects and
satirizes an increasingly integrated, increasingly tense, and
increasingly chaotic world. There's no turning around. As White
She Devil puts it, "Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is
no other." Or perhaps more clearly, as Conspiracy Brother
corrects her, "Once you go black, you never go back." Perhaps
she knows what she means.
31 May 2002