The Hills

The Guilty Pleasure TV of 2009 | 3 Jan 2010 // 4:00 PM

It's here where you will find those unmentionable entertainments that keep us suckling at the glass teat for much longer than we need to. It’s not for mental nourishment or relaxation. It’s like an addiction, and going cold crappy TV turkey is just not an option.


'The Hills' Series Finale: Speidi Happens | 15 Jul 2010 // 9:45 PM

In the wake of the Hills-created fame monster Speidi, no one can pretend to believe any of it anymore.

The Hills: Season Five | 8 Oct 2009 // 5:00 PM

At the end of the day it's all about the bodies, the cars and the clothes, as well as the incredible things that occasionally come out of the cast-members' mouths.


Previously on 'The Hills'… We All Stopped Watching | 30 Nov 2009 // 2:00 AM

The Hills finale airs Tuesday, December 1 at 10PM on MTV. The question, at this point, is whether anyone will be watching it. This intrepid blogger braved the inanity of the most recent season to let you know what has been happening.


Fake celebrities are back in vogue | 15 Mar 2010 // 3:30 AM

Finally. The Olympic flame has been extinguished, and the last Oscar has been awarded. Can we please get back to normal? Can we please get

MTV hopes 'Hard Times' will end hard times for its ratings | 15 Jan 2010 // 7:00 AM

LOS ANGELES — Can a well-endowed teen make MTV hot again? The youth-obsessed cable network, seeking to stem a years-long ratings slide, believes it has found

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Terror, Dolls, Madhouses: Three for the Price of Price

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"Three Vincent Price projects from American International.

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