"Look how many hugs I get!"
I feel like I really matured, and [with] this album,
more than anything, I wanted to show growth as an artist.
-- Eminem, "The Gift and the Curse," Interview on MTV.com
Ask me about my penis.
-- Eminem's t-shirt, The Face, May 2002
Just look at me like I'm your closest pal,
the poster-child, the motherfuckin' spokesman now, for
White America!
-- Eminem, "White America"
Shady's back, back again. The Boogiemonster of rap. And while
the new album does, as he says he wants, "show growth as an
artist," it raises the usual issues: hating on mom and Kim,
posturing with weapons, taking out easy targets: Elvis, Chris
Kirkpatrick, Canibus, Moby ("Nobody listens to techno!"). This
material is familiar, really, even if The Eminem Show
does range wider in style than The Slim Shady LP (1999)
and appear to dig deeper into the artist's troubled psyche than
The Marshall Mathers LP (2000). This isn't to say that
there's nothing worth hearing on the new album, only that what's
happening around it is much more interesting.
For one thing, there's the critics -- all dutifully lining up
to explain just why they adore, despise, or can't fathom the
phenom called Eminem. This can be a good and bad thing. No
outsider anywhere anymore, Em is master of some universe,
clearly: when Mr. Mainstream releases a new record, even the
New York Times and USA Today make it their
business to publish drop-day reviews. Since the 28-year-old kid
has worked overtime to stir up trouble -- what with his zings at
Christina, his fling with Mariah, his mom's lawsuit for slander,
his earnest-angry-white-boy pose and, of course, his "bad
language" -- all this attention isn't surprising. But it can
also be depressing: for the most part, responses to Eminem are
all about containing a perceived threat, making Eminem ordinary.
So, for USA Today's Edna Gunderson, he's only the
"latest in a long line of iconoclasts" (like Madonna, he's blond
and ambitious); Entertainment Weekly's Evan Serpick
announces that he's "lost his edge" (as the new album isn't so
homophobic or nasty as the others); and Jon Pareles observes,
sniff, that he's "become a franchise," just like all those
pop-twits he likes to disparage unsubtly. Just look at the cds
walking off the shelves, all those just-like-mes, the popularity
of the Slim Shady cartoons, and the burgeoning film
career (Curtis Hanson's 8 Mile, based on the star's life
story, opens this summer -- and whoa, the trailer included on
the Eminem Show DVD suggests that the star can
act).
His fans are legion, crossed-over, majority: as he declares in
"White America," "It's like a fuckin' army marchin' in back of
me, / So many lives I touched, so much anger aimed / in no
particular direction, just sprays and sprays, / And straight
through your radio waves, it plays and plays." Eminem is now
about as far from being a troublemaker as he can be: he is
super-good for business.
Witness his current love fest with primetime tv. The new album
has occasioned a Making the Video on MTV (always good fun
with Em, because he is a lunatic on the set, and Dre's too cool
for school); a Testimony on BET (where he noted a couple
of times how hard it is to be who he is); and more than a few
sit-downs with eager-to-seem-hip interviewers. On 106th &
Park, in between teasing Free mercilessly about being his
girlfriend, he observed what we all know: unlike Elvis, he's
"not ignorant," and chooses to "address" his whiteness in
relation to appropriated culture, rather than just presuming it.
This self-awareness, however put on, makes the mainstream-ness
less overbearing than it should be. Nowadays, Em says, the
routine is running all over the art (note here that maestro Dre
only produced two of the new record's 16 tracks). Everyone wants
him to play jokester Slim Shady and poor Marshall's "chopped
liver." Yet, delineating this very dilemma -- call it the
tension between desire and dread -- is what he does best, or at
least very well. Eminem continues to refract and reflect the
culture that produces him: there is no escape. The Eminem
Show shakes up whatever you imagined was going on in his
previous work, taking his brilliance, insanity, and
itchy-scratchy notoriety to another level.
Consider that terrific Face magazine cover, where the
t-shirt ("Ask me about my penis") is accompanied by a machete
held casually across his shoulders. He leans his head back
slightly, his mouth part-open, his eyes brash and inviting.
Inside, you see the other covers, some of which have run: a shot
featuring his bizarre testament-to-Hailie tat; his pensive,
hoodied thug look; his red Jordan tank-top. So pretty, that bad
boy. So sassy. What you won't see in Face is the photo
where he's wearing the t-shirt announcing, "I fucked a
Backstreet Boy": someone reportedly got cold feet. But Em is no
scaredy-cat, and to prove it, he spits, in "My Dad's Gone
Crazy," "I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off, / All
this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off."
Newsflash: he's a liar. Just like every other Hollywood and
music industry icon. Different strokes being what they are, and
Em being who he is, no one's going to mistake his undaring
pronouncement for anything other than what it is, another clever
spin on the rapper's ongoing performance of the anxious buddy
dynamic. Mentor and mentee, Dre and Em, got each other's backs;
as the Doctor points out during the vehemently anti-Jermaine
Dupri riff on "Say What You Say," he's got "Over 80 million
records sold / And I ain't have to do it with ten- or
eleven-year-olds." (And just what is the point of that simple
bitch-slap? Dre don't need to stoop like that.)
True, childishness needn't be all bad. The dynamic duo has its
much-fun way on "Business," with Eminem starring as Rap Boy
("Quick, gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles. / Gee
willikers, Dre, holy bat syllables! / Look at all the bullshit
that goes on in Gotham / When I'm gone, time to get rid of these
rap criminals"), as he does in Joseph Kahn's video for "Without
Me." Announcing his return a la the Batman tv theme --
"Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na" -- Em and Dre
zoom off in the heavy-beats-whomping Rapmobile to save an
at-risk kid from listening to the wrong cd, and thank goodness
he and Andre arrive in time, just before said kid starts playing
the cd that is not Em's.
This finale only underlines the pressure and triumph that the
video chronicles throughout -- the media universe is a bit empty
without (and truth be told, with) our boy; all the trash that
scurries in to fill the vacuum is alarming ("Ease over these
beats and be so breezy. / Jesus how can shit be so easy? / How
can one Chandra be so Levy?" he wails, on "Business"). "Without
Me" lobs a series of aces against trash-tv, from Sally Jesse
Raphael (Em in drag as his mom) to Survivor (Em and
contestants adrift in Elvis Presley's toilet bowl) to Osama Bin
Laden's own fuck-you-America videotapes. Even before all this
starts, the video identifies itself as cynical product, opening
on the well-known Making the Video countdown-fingers and
a video monitor showing Em in his slick satin-sheeted bed with
perfectly plastic porn stars Jenna and Kiana. "Two trailer park
girls go round the outside," he raps, "Round the outside, round
the outside."
Girls, perfect, trailer park, and every-otherwise, get a rough
time of it here, hardly shocking, given his recent public
hysteria. Eminem isn't threatening to murder Kim anymore (in
fact, he points out, in one of several uninspired skits on the
album, that he did not load the gun he used when stalking
her outside a nightclub). "Drips," a track Em shares with D-12er
Obie Trice, plods through a tired complaint about skanky girls
with diseases (poor boys, so underprotected). Actually, the most
unpretty image doesn't even appear on the album per se: what
happens when Hailie turns 14 and starts thinking maybe some of
this hostility applies to her and her friends? "You're funny,
daddy," the 6-year-old laughs at the end of "My Dad's Gone
Crazy," included to let you know that he's joking, and a kid can
get it, and to let you know that daddy's well-aware he needs to
be conjuring some palliative effects.
As before, Em's comedy carries him through most of his assault
tactics, and his heroism extends beyond saving white
suburbanites from drivel-pop. It seems he has a few more
personalities to split, conveniently, given all the pressure on
this 28-year-old hellion to perform. Game-faced, here he battles
dead air and slumping sales (on "Without Me," he asserts, "Cause
we need a little controversy / Cause it feels so empty, without
me"), pap-rap ("Someone comes along on a mission and yells,
'bitch'! / A visionary, vision of scary / Could start a
revolution, pollutin' the airwaves"), and sorry-ass, depressing
icons from Dick Cheney to Mariah Carey, Vanilla Ice to the Real
Worlders.
All this spewing, he insists (again), comes your way from the
damaged son of a terrible mom. She made him a "victim of
Munchausen's Syndrome," popping pills in the kitchen while he
was coming up. He's the good parent, trying to stick with Kim,
teaching Hailie that he's not like Debbie: "It's like my mother
always told me, / 'Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana
rana and codeine / and goddammit you little motherfucker, / If
you ain't got nothin' nice to say, then don't say nothin'!" Okay
then: he delivers with a vengeance. All nothin'.
But wait. It's no coincidence that with his non-revolution, all
the shit he's specifically not talking, Eminem is revitalizing
retail. You can just imagine the suits upstairs at Interscope
pumping their fists: homeboy has resisted expectations of a
sophomore or now a junior slump, with the new album selling 1.32
million units in its first week, even despite prerelease anxiety
over internet downloads. And while a few heads, like those over
at altrap.com or Davey D's Hiphop Corner, may point out the
album's limits (the "self-produced beats are an "Achillles
heel"), dominant-cultural critics say yo!. The praises are
ringing, from MTV's Sway ("still got it") to Newsweek's
Lorraine Ali ("standout rapping skills and kinetic wordplay") to
The New York Observer's self-affirming "middle-aged me"
Paul Slansky ("beyond his talent are his balls").
Yes indeed, the U.S. culture industry is happy happy happy with
this latest reflection of itself -- the injured individual
making good, exorcising and overcoming his personal demons,
maturing. This story allows for no systemic indictments, no
investigation of what might have created that "individual," much
less his fucked-up parents or hungry fans. There are exceptions
to the thank-you-for-exposing-yourself-Marshall parade,
including Slate's Gerald Marzorati, who thinks the artist
is hitting the martyr complex too hard; or the Voice's
Richard Goldstein, still sounding the alarm about celebrity
bigotry, pervasive masculinism and misogyny, and commercial
carelessness; Goldstein insists that the artist's bigotry is not
transgressive, but of very much its time; it's "central and
knowing -- and unless it's examined, it will be free to
operate."
Such examination might actually begin close to home; as
Goldstein observes, Eminem is no slouch when it comes to gauging
the world around him. And there are moments on the album where
his self-awareness comes through, loudly, as he thinks through
his own functions, while also declaring his determination to
milk his celebrity moment for all it's worth. Some readers see
this as slippage; Goldstein notes, "Hip critics quibble that
he's fallen off his edge -- as would anyone but a genuine
genius, given the speed with which outrage becomes shtick in pop
culture."
Such ostensible "falling off" may not be a sign of lack, as
much as it reinforces the system that celebrates him as a
wink-wink symptom, one that needn't be acknowledged or
scrutinized, much less treated. With all this adulation raining
down around Eminem, it's no wonder that he is feeling like a
party-boy Superman ("They call me Superman / Leap tall hoes in a
single bound, I'm single now"), authentic Marshall (on
"Business," "You bout to witness, hiphop in its most purest, /
More rawest form, flow almost flawless, / Most hardest, most
honest known artist"), self-vindicating ex-husband (on "Hailie's
Song," "Man, I should have seen it comin', what'd I stick my
penis up in?", and again on "Soldier," "I'm a lit fuse, anything
I do, bitch, it's news / Pistol-whippin' motherfuckin' bouncers,
6-2"), and soul-searching, dedicated daddy: again, on "Hailie's
Song," "Why am I here? Am I just wastin' my time? / But then I
see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy! / It all makes sense when I
look into her eyes."
He lays out lots of personal and interpersonal drama in tracks
like "Cleanin' Out My Closet" (where he tells mom, "I never
meant to make you cry," then lets loose: "You selfish bitch; I
hope you fuckin' burn in hell for this shit") and "Say Goodbye
Hollywood" (where he calls out Kim for making him feel suicidal:
"If I could swallow a bottle of Tylenol I would / And end it for
good, just say goodbye to Hollywood"). It's soap opera colliding
with comic books, just the sort of volatile, emotional mix that
drives a lot of kids you probably know. In this incarnation,
Em's not much different from them, just richer.
But look more closely and see that Eminem's performance is less
social and psychological, than it is political and abstract: the
most dynamic dynamic on the album is the usual one, between Em
and himself, creator and creation. It's a dynamic that is
frequently explored in comic books, and these form the album's
central image. Comics bring a long history of manifesting
cultural anxieties, both self-love and self-loathing. He's
bopping, he's Robin, he's loyal as a Rap Boy can be to his Dre.
Such split characteristics and self-deceptions are everywhere,
nowhere more visibly than in the racist record business. Hard
not to notice how it works, yet the pretense lingers, that
crossover stardom is a function of "art," not marketing. As
Eminem puts it on "White America," the album's booming first
track, "Shady knew Shady's dimples would help, / Make ladies
swoon baby (ooh baby!) Look at my sales. / Let's do the math: if
I was black, I woulda sold half. / I ain't have to graduate from
Lincoln High School to know that. / But I could rap, so fuck
school, I'm too cool to go back."
In "White America!" he's so cool, he's a star, one who means to
make a difference. Or not. "I could be one of your kids," he
taunts, "I go to TRL: Look how many hugs I get!" He can
move units. He can break hearts. But can he influence children?
And why would anyone want to? He's already gone over that whole
artist's responsibility bit ("Role Model," "The Real Slim
Shady"), and there's no doubt where he stands on it (despite the
fact that his dolls -- with chainsaws and hockey masks -- sell
right alongside Beyonce Knowles' and Mandy Moore's; see
Entertainment Weekly's report). This is his bind, to
encourage freethinking, precisely by recruiting devotees,
getting all those hugs. He's already imagining it, taking
tentative steps beyond his own freedom-of-speech-whiny-boy rap,
the kind he's still running on "White America," "How could I
predict my words would have an impact like this? / I must've
struck a chord with somebody up in the office, / Cause Congress
keep tellin' me, I ain't causin' nothin' but problems."
In the album's least familiar-sounding track, "Squaredance,"
Eminem makes some other kind of noise, as if reckoning with a
world beyond his own (and not only because the song takes up
pseudo-CW rhythms). It begins much like the rest of The
Eminem Show, with a whoop-de-doo dis tossed at an easy
target: "Never been the type to bend or budge, / The wrong
button to push, no friend of Bush. / I'm the center piece,
you're a Maltese, / I'm a pit bull off his leash, all this peace
talk can cease." Blustery, yes. But what comes next is nearly
chilling. "All this terror, America demands action. / Next thing
you know, you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin' / to join the Army
or what you'll do for their Navy. / You just a baby, gettin'
recruited at eighteen. / You're on a plane now, eatin' their
food and their baked beans. / I'm 28, they gon' take you 'fore
they take me."
Kids, joining the military, getting shot at, shooting and
running, looking for payback they can't begin to comprehend.
Kids, some maybe younger, but not all Eminem's presumed
audience; kids are the listeners he respects and scolds, makes
fun of and instructs; the fans who can't get enough of him.
"Kids!" he yells out at the end of "Without Me," naming those
most at risk in a vacuum of culture and moral dimension. Kids
are who's at stake in all this. And the rest of us, as Eminem
suggests, need to pay closer attention.
16 June 2002