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Bill ReaganAbout Bill ReaganWilliam Reagan decided to be born in Massachusetts because he knew that his accent would be a lifelong amusement to everyone on earth except people from Massachusetts. He decided to move to Maine because he was eleven and his parents were doing the same thing, and eleven is an impressionable age. He decided to move to Portland, Oregon because the fabulous woman who would give birth to his beautiful daughter eight years later moved there first. It is unlikely he will move again. William is a freelance advertising copywriter who champions the assertion that the most effective marketing speaks honestly to the audience, without gimmick and hyperbole, and that gratuitous use of sexuality is a deplorable method of marketing vacuum cleaners, banking, and college. He is an avid reader and writer of children's picture books, as well as haiku, essays, and occasional fiction. Evidence can be found at WilliamReagan.com. Columns![]() Rabble Without a CauseVote for the Prettiest[8.May.08] :. US presidential elections are suspiciously like high school popularity contests, er, elections -- it's not who you know, it's who knows you. ![]() Rabble Without a CauseKill the One with the Ball, or How I learned to Love Capitalism[8.Apr.08] :. For many of us, preparation for real life happened not in the classroom, but on the playground at recess. There's a lot to be learned about Capitalism from the bottom of a schoolyard pig-pile. ![]() Rabble Without a CauseGet on the Bus: A Tutorial for the US Presidential Candidates[10.Mar.08] :. While it may be noisy, cramped, and crowded with voices that sound nothing like the candidates', every bus is a microcosm America -- and a perfect place to really meet "the people". ![]() Rabble Without a CauseSay It Ain't So, Senator[11.Feb.08] :. Concerned that steroids will ruin baseball? Perhaps there's a greater threat to the game: Congress. ![]() Rabble Without a CauseThe Mean Streets of Public Television[14.Jan.08] :. Oscar the Grouch and Miss Piggy roll up their sleeves for this latest battle in the culture wars: the controversial lyrics of "Elmo's Song". Rabble Without a Cause Hypocrisy: It's What's for DinnerRabble Without a Cause Splitting Hairs with the US GovernmentRabble Without a Cause Stick It to 'Em: The Art of Political CartoonsRabble Without a Cause Mass-Debating: A Better MethodRabble Without a Cause Barbeque: The New Environmental BattlegroundRabble Without a Cause Make Love, Not War? Why Not Have It Both Ways?Rabble Without a Cause Smokey and the BanditRabble Without a Cause Navigating America with the Help of Don ImusRabble Without a Cause Seeking: President. Must love balanced budgets, cats.Rabble Without a Cause The Proof is in the ProgenyRabble Without a Cause But I Wanted the Catfish! |
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