Daynah Burnett

Features

The Best Big Screen Eye Candy of 2007

When flipping through my mental catalog of the year's films, certain scenes stand out. This past year offered a veritable feast of visual goodies. [4 January 2008]

Unkept Promises: Most Disappointing Films of 2006

If it's easy to get excited about a new film, it's just as easy to feel disenchanted with the results. Looking over 2006, there were lots of unkept promises. [8 January 2007]

Too Disturbing: After Dark Horrorfest, 17-19 November 2006

Women remain the victims of choice. This cliché indicates a lack of imagination visible throughout the festival's themes, characters, and plots. [27 November 2006]

Reviews

Temple Grandin

Temple Grandin's frequently standard plotting can't repress Claire Danes' fearless, captivating, and intimate performance. [5 February 2010]

La La Land: Series Premiere

La La Land is not nearly as smart or edgy as Da Ali G Show, as it offers none of the social commentary, cultural criticism or broad pathos that Borat or Bruno mustered, even in their lowest low-brow moments. [25 January 2010]

Dexter: Season Four Premiere

While Dexter’s criminal “hobby” is a potent metaphor for those aspects of manhood suppressed by domestication, he is rarely emasculated or empowered. He’s simply absent. [27 September 2009]

Bored to Death: Series Premiere

Bored to Death indulges a decidedly male fantasy for New York creative intellectualism in the same way Entourage does for Hollywood’s struggling actors-turned-stars. [18 September 2009]

Community: Series Premiere

Before you can say "The Breakfast Club," Community begins challenging stereotypes while also arguing that community college is one of the great equalizers. [17 September 2009]

Weeds: Season Five Premiere

I want to laugh at Weeds, but its constant oscillation between vilification and victimization of its female characters leaves me frustrated. [8 June 2009]

Modern Toss: Series Premiere

Modern Toss feels like the television equivalent of browsing the funny pages of a college newspaper trying quite hard to be "edgy." [17 March 2009]

Lost: Season Five Premiere

As the fifth season begins, the structural fluidity that makes Lost so exciting and unusual has been pushed to the forefront. That's right: we're officially talking time travel. [28 January 2009]

The Two Coreys

Watching the The Two Coreys is a bit like looking up my high school boyfriend on Facebook. [22 June 2008]

Lost

While I still maintain that this season of Lost, commenced with a lurch, I'm pleased to report that it closed out plain better than ever. [3 June 2008]

Run, Fatboy, Run

David Schwimmer's achingly formulaic Run, Fatboy, Run is centered on commitment-phobe Dennis Doyle (Simon Pegg). [28 March 2008]

Lost

Sometime between Hurley's car chase and Naomi's resurrection, it occurred to me that I'm never going to get satisfactory answers to Lost's fast-accumulating questions. [7 February 2008]

Juno

A movie about a 16-year-old girl's unplanned pregnancy, Juno manages to avoid any significant emotional depths, despite its plainly complex subject. [5 December 2007]

Tooth and Nail

Tooth and Nail's scary setting seems based in a real world scenario, but is also plainly drawn from previous films. [15 November 2007]

The Office

Next came a series of sitcom-ish moments that read like the white board from the writers' room. [11 October 2007]

Carpoolers

Carpoolers looks hell-bent on sorting out that pesky battle of the sexes business, using the toaster to hammer it home. [9 October 2007]

Dirty Sexy Money

As if to fend off our confusion, when the Darlings get together, they lay around drinking single malt scotch and spout expository dialogue at one another. [3 October 2007]

Stardust

What Stardust wields in star power, it lacks in original, or even interesting, storytelling. [10 August 2007]

Louis C.K. - Shameless

Louis C.K. is miserable. In his HBO stand-up comedy special, Shameless, he complains relentlessly about everything with ire. [11 July 2007]

License to Wed (2007)

Everything about License to Wed so completely contaminates its talent that I may never be able to enjoy The Office again. [3 July 2007]

Ratatouille (2007)

The exuberant voice performances in Ratatouille immerse the audience in its world, one enhanced by richly-colored, sophisticated animation and a lively score. [29 June 2007]

Flight of the Conchords

Though the show occasionally lapses into the "cringe comedy" mode, made popular by The Office and Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords is also quite sweet. [21 June 2007]

Surfs Up (2007)

Surf's Up offers nuanced and energetic penguins, as well as top-notch CGI. [8 June 2007]

Creature Comforts

Though the show doesn't exactly suffer for its sanitized inclinations, it's too willing to settle for obvious gags. [4 June 2007]

Once (2006)

Once celebrates the complexity of artistry and relationships, using methods as remarkably simple as they are effective. [1 June 2007]

Lost

After Season Three's finale, Lost and I have made up now, and it looks like we're working towards a real future together. Finally. [31 May 2007]

The Office

The Office offers someone we can always laugh at: Michael (Steve Carell), arguably the most sympathetic asshole on television, ever. [23 May 2007]

Hot Fuzz (2007)

Hot Fuzz is all about the guys. And who needs girls when you have guns? [24 April 2007]

TMNT (2007)

The CGI allows the Turtles to have facial expressions, though here these mostly range from angsty to angstier. [23 March 2007]

Raines

For all its good ideas, Raines is overwhelmed by Jeff Goldblum's characterization -- both familiar and strange. [15 March 2007]

Wild Tigers I Have Known (2006)

Like the onset of hormones, Cam Archer's Wild Tigers I have Known mixes a heady swirl of daydreams and stripped-down self-awareness. [7 March 2007]

Bridge to Terabithia (2007)

Where other "kids' films" might instruct or condescend, Bridge to Terabithia treats children like what they will eventually become: grown-ups. [21 February 2007]

Lost: Season Three: Return from Hiatus

After watching Lost's grand return on 7 February, I feel like I'm the one who's been tricked by Sawyer's Star Wars con. [12 February 2007]

Scrubs: My Musical

While I can appreciate Scrubs' adventurous spirit, this catastrophe can only be described as an indulgent, sloppy waste of time. [24 January 2007]

The Knights of Prosperity / In Case of Emergency

So here's the pitches I imagine occurred for ABC's new sitcoms: What if Danny Ocean looked and acted like Homer Simpson and not George Clooney? Or, what if the high school valedictorian ended up a masseuse at Korean "massage" parlor? [10 January 2007]

Charlottes Web (2006)

Surprise! There is nothing even remotely offensive or ironic or postmodern about Charlotte's Web. [14 December 2006]

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)

Jack Black. I feel like I never knew the guy. [22 November 2006]

Flushed Away (2006)

Droll and unfortunately titled, Flushed Away marks a point of no return for British animated films. [8 November 2006]

Windy City Heat (2006)

Perry boasts a killer DeNiro impression, insisting that "people magnetize towards my look." That look? Balding, overweight, fanny-packed with questionable hygiene. [10 October 2006]

Lost

Sometimes -- when I'm buying the Lost-companion novel Bad Twin or navigating the perplexing websites of the Dharma Project's sponsor The Hanso Corporation -- I think if Lost were my boyfriend, we'd have to break up. [3 October 2006]

Kidnapped

Rather than manipulate our established fears by way of the threat to personal security, this show asks us to examine what makes us individuals in the first place. [20 September 2006]

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip plays a lot like a lip-glossed The West Wing. Not a bad thing necessarily, but not a radical rethinking of primetime TV either. [18 September 2006]

Vanished

Even aside from Agent Kelton's personal angst, Vanished is weighed down by clichés. [28 August 2006]

Queer Duck: The Movie (2006)

Queer Duck's gayness cannot be suppressed, not even by a chesty show tune-singing diva or a homophobic evangelist. [11 August 2006]

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

Even as Sheryl and Grandpa try to soothe little Olive, her father's "refuse to lose" credo creates a mountain of expectation. [26 July 2006]

Only Human (Seres Queridos) (2004)

A kooky romantic comedy directed by a married couple -- Dominic Harari and Teresa Pelegri -- Only Human is also an increase-the-peace allegory. [12 July 2006]

Strangers with Candy: The Complete Series

Not only does the humor hold up with amazing buoyancy, but it also remains edgier and more topical than most current programming on basic cable TV. [5 July 2006]

Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man (2005)

Lian Lunson's concert documentary, Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man, works against itself, with too many gushing tributes and not enough Cohen. [30 June 2006]

Strangers with Candy (2006)

Jerri Blank repeatedly acts like a feral white trash child, a sort of spiteful id. [28 June 2006]

Strangers with Candy: The Complete Series

Not only does the humor hold up with amazing buoyancy, but it also remains edgier and more topical than most current programming on basic cable TV. [26 June 2006]

The Puffy Chair (2006)

The road trip then becomes an occasion for an extended game of relationship chicken: is Josh going to grow up and commit or is Emily going to accept him and stop criticizing? [2 June 2006]

Scrubs

Although Scrubs' consistency is somehow comforting, it also runs the risk of monotony by giving audiences exactly they expect week after week. [1 January 1995]

The Puffy Chair (2006)

The road trip then becomes an occasion for an extended game of relationship chicken: is Josh going to grow up and commit or is Emily going to accept him and stop criticizing?"