Chris Gaerig

About Chris Gaerig

Chris Gaerig is currently an Associate Editor at HEALTHCARE DESIGN magazine, based out of Cleveland, Ohio. He is a University of Michigan Wolverine, with a Bachelor’s degree in English and American Culture, and has written for such publications as Stylus, Tiny Mix Tapes, Drop Magazine, and The Michigan Daily. He is also currently working on a collection of short fiction that he hopes to have published.

Reviews

NBA 2K10

Combine lifelike faces with the expansive crowd and referee animations, and you’ve got the most real-to-life sports sim made. [9 November 2009]

NHL 2K10

NHL 2K10 feels like a game made by people who have never played the game of hockey or even watch much of it. [30 October 2009]

Madden NFL 10

In short, Madden 10 is trying less to be like a video game and more like an interactive presentation of Monday Night Football. [11 September 2009]

Punch-Out!!

Punch-Out!! is a game wholly limited by it’s greatest selling point: its adherence to its source material. [22 July 2009]

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

This is more a blood bubble bath, a playfully enjoyable celebration of dismemberment. [5 June 2009]

Jim Jones: Pray IV Reign

Jim Jones' latest record, an embarrassing foray into serious lyricism and topics, leads him away from the commercial touches that made him so popular in the first place. [13 April 2009]

Deadly Creatures

Thrown into a world that is obviously massive in the extreme and filling it with boundless possibilities, the player is presented with the ability to explore the world’s vertical walls and ceilings without the game having to make logical concessions to real world physics -- you know, cause spiders and scorpions can crawl everywhere. [1 April 2009]

Beastie Boys: Paul’s Boutique (20th Anniversary Edition)

Aside from a sharpened sonic feel, the 20th Anniversary Edition of this '80s classic is lacking in extras. [20 February 2009]

Antony and the Johnsons: The Crying Light

Due to a thematic shift from I Am a Bird Now, this latest release makes Antony a difficult entity to relate to, forcing him more into the realm of animatronics than human existence. [22 January 2009]

Skate It

Skate It stands as one of most realistic skateboarding games ever made while maintaining the playability and casual attitude of its predecessors. [14 January 2009]

Quantum of Solace

What truly shines in Quantum of Solace is the single player mode, not the multiplayer that the series has become notorious for. [10 December 2008]

Ludacris: Theater of the Mind

Ludacris sounds more thug than his former incarnations and his latest collection suffers for it. [4 December 2008]

T-Pain: Thr33 Ringz

T-Pain employs his vocoder sonics and everyman attitude on this carnival-themed release. [24 November 2008]

Wii Music

Where Miyamoto says you're creating music, you're actually just creating varying rhythms, stringing together eighth and sixteenth notes. [14 November 2008]

Nelly: Brass Knuckles

Nelly takes a turn toward a more hard-edged sound and somehow manages to not completely destroy the aesthetic that's made him so famous. [13 November 2008]

DJ Muggs: Pain Language

DJ Muggs' latest attempt sees him working primarily with a prolific MC again to try and recapture the magic he had with Cypress Hill [3 November 2008]

Björk: The Dull Flame of Desire

Unfortunately, the majority of this single release is completely disposable. [9 October 2008]

U.N.K.L.E.: End Titles … Stories for Film

James Lavelle releases yet another lackluster album filled with guest appearances and dull piano ballads. [29 September 2008]

Various Artists: Eccentric Soul: The Tragar & Note Labels

Numero Group's latest release is a massive (almost to a fault) collection of Atlanta-based soul jams. [12 September 2008]

Ransom: Street Cinema

New Jersey MC's debut suffers from the post-thug-rap influx and parochial production. [25 August 2008]

G-Unit: T*O*S (Terminate on Sight)

50 Cent's crew returns with the help of Tony Yayo, but without its star member, Young Buck. [20 August 2008]

The Walkmen: You & Me

These New York rockers continue to tweak and twist their sound, while the lead singer makes massive bounds.

Wale: The Mixtape About Nothing

Unsigned D.C. rapper's strange love of Seinfeld helps deliver the best mixtape of 2008 [15 August 2008]

God-des and She: Stand Up

God-des stumbles through each and every song, grasping for the wit and power of her shock-rap contemporaries without ever finding an iota of intrigue. [17 July 2008]

Y-Love: This Is Babylon

Y-Love is an artist that has a career solely because of George W. Bush and Matisyahu. [11 July 2008]

Raashan Ahmad: The Push

Crown City Rockers' MC delivers a mass of spitfire flows on his solo debut. [30 June 2008]

Blue Scholars: Butter & Gun$

In the scheme of literary, intellectual, underground hip hop, it doesn't get much better than Blue Scholars' Butter&Gun$.

Bun B: II Trill

Remaining UGK member delivers a solo album of incredible flows and production. [25 June 2008]

Gavin Rossdale: WANDERLust

Former Bush frontman opens his soul to reveal trivial lyrics and mundane instrumentation. [11 June 2008]

Music Go Music: Light of Love

Secretly Canadian pop group delivers three gorgeous pop tracks with this 12" vinyl single. [29 May 2008]

Atmosphere: When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold

Twin Cities duo lacks the charisma and quality production to excel on their latest, obnoxiously named album. [1 May 2008]

Honeyboy Edwards: Roamin’ and Ramblin’

Legendary Delta bluesman returns with a collection of 2007 recordings and older unreleased tunes. [30 April 2008]

Various Artists: Fallin’ Off the Reel Vol. 2

A joyous collection of tracks that showcases Truth & Soul's old-school production methods and smooth melodies. [24 March 2008]

One Be Lo: The R.E.B.I.R.T.H.

Suburban Detroit native’s latest release is a collection of street-conscious jams and succinct lyricism. [5 March 2008]

Beanie Sigel: The Solution

What Beanie Sigel lacks in sheer marketability he makes up for with a vicious flow and an ingenuity rarely seen from an artist of his caliber. [19 February 2008]

Blogs

Moving Pixels: WiiWare: Tetris Party [20 November 2008]