Michael Brett, the Leper Messiah, resides with his wife in Evanston, Illinois. He enjoys pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and going to bullfights on acid. You can read more of his work at http://Shambollocks.com.
Columns
Thursday, March 18 2010
The Oscars: The Super Bowl of Egotism
Maybe we watch the Oscars because they remind us of our own high school days. Popularity and past work far outweigh the quality of work represented by the nomination.
Friday, March 5 2010
Please Don't Call 'This' Country
You can say that this is just mindless garbage, no different than a Black Eyed Peas hit, but I disagree.
Friday, February 26 2010
Does Late Night Still Matter? Jay V. Conan and the Death of Network Television
The Rockist celebrates the demise of The Jay Leno Show. The Rockist shakes his head at the return of The Jay Leno Show.
Friday, February 19 2010
I Love You, Buddy Man
If the gift industry can create Valentine's Day, why can't the Rockist found Buddy Day? Prepare yourself for a weekend of 'Buddy Movies' and brotherhood.
Friday, February 5 2010
Hollywood's New Dimension: 'Avatar' in 3D
The Rockist visits James Cameron's Pandora in search of stone obelisks but finds only Ewoks.
