Friday, June 11 2010
The A-Team: Flying Tanks and Jolly Rangers
When the A-Team find themselves plummeting to earth in an M-1 tank, using the cannon to slow their descent, it would take a heart of stone not to find some spark of giggly enjoyment.
Tuesday, June 8 2010
In ‘From Paris with Love’ Dir. Morel’s Action Scenes and ‘90s References are Far From Subtle
Come back to us, Jerry Bruckheimer! From Paris with Love is so fun-minded that it lacks any tension, even in its serious bits.
Wednesday, June 18 2008
Insecticide
The most interesting element of the plot is the fact that humans have become subservient to insects.
Friday, April 18 2008
Condemned 2: Bloodshot
Condemned 2: Bloodshot is entertaining enough, but it still feels like it's written by two socially awkward 15-year-old boys who dress in black and listen to a little too much Slipknot.
Monday, April 7 2008
NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams
After several frustrating flights attempting to guide NiGHTS in the more innovative "Wii" style, I quickly defaulted to the easier approach.
Friday, March 28 2008
Devil May Cry 4
The Devil May Cry series takes neither violence nor sex seriously, intending to see both as merely the vehicle to a very basic form of visual stimulation.
Monday, March 10 2008
Bomberman Land
It's the same old Bomberman, but now you can give him a poodle skirt.
Friday, February 22 2008
No More Heroes
Whether you'll enjoy No More Heroes really boils down to whether you're the kind of person who can make fun of yourself or you take yourself so seriously that you don't get the joke.
Thursday, January 17 2008
Contra 4
Games like Contra presented a sort of difficulty that, while extremely demanding, was what offered those games longevity to begin with.
