Friday, April 3 2009
Fast & Furious
Fast & Furious is everything it sounds like: crass, unoriginal, and mostly tiresome.
Tuesday, February 6 2007
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
That sound you hear in the background is "Taps". It's playing for the death of one of horrror's definitive icons at the hands of this hackneyed production.
Friday, October 6 2006
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
You know a trend has crested and collapsed by the time Michael Bay gets a hold of it.
Thursday, July 13 2006
Annapolis (2006)
Toward the end of 'achieving a balance' in the film, Justin Lin says, 'It was just basically a massage all the way through, from the writing to the production to the editing.'
Monday, June 26 2006
Annapolis (2006)
Toward the end of 'achieving a balance' in the film, Justin Lin says, 'It was just basically a massage all the way through, from the writing to the production to the editing.'"
Friday, March 25 2005
D.E.B.S. (2005)
D.E.B.S. challenges us to rethink our straight-up relationship to the genres it parodies.
Sunday, January 1 1995
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
But the movie isn't really about breaking laws, being punished, lamenting Ja Rule's teeny part, or even learning how to be a man. It's really about cars. If that sounds like a metaphor, well, okay.
