Monday, May 29 2000
It’s All About the Pentiums
It's getting to the point where you can't enjoy a simple hamburger these days.
Friday, March 31 2000
Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Globalization?
: It's getting to the point where you can't enjoy a simple hamburger these days.
Tuesday, February 15 2000
In Loving Memory of the Car
: In my last two columns, I have come dangerously close to setting a trend in which I consistently attack the 'hick' culture. Not wanting to make enemies among people I don't hate, this time I'm turning the microscope on a general suburban blight of conspicuous consumption: the SUV.
Saturday, January 1 2000
As Cool as Calvin
: I owe a great debt to Bill Watterson for bringing a seven-year-old boy and his stuffed tiger into my life. Calvin and Hobbes may be the best comic strip ever drawn, and even if that's debatable to the world at large, it holds true for me.

































