Thursday, January 15 2009
OMG - The 20 Worst Films of 2008
There's bad, and then there's 2008 level bad. You know this list is looking down into a deep dark bottomless pit of cinematic despair when Mike Myers' shameful Love Guru didn't even make the Top 20!
Friday, September 28 2007
Moonlight
It looks like an excess of darkness in Moonlight, both literally and figuratively.
Tuesday, January 9 2007
Dirt
Apparently, this is how you do dirt in Hollywood. Surfaces seem bright and pretty until they're subjected to the grainy, garish tabloid long-lens shot.
Friday, August 26 2005
Undiscovered (2005)
A non-meeting on a subway platform serves as the first scene in the exceptionally uninteresting Undiscovered.
Thursday, October 10 2002
The Rules of Attraction (2002)
Attraction is not comprised of rules, only missed opportunities.
Thursday, February 28 2002
40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
'40 Days and 40 Nights' is a love story, yes, about a boy and his penis.
Sunday, January 1 1995
A Knight’s Tale (2001)
They hold this discussion against the backdrop of a couple of dead bodies, one hanged and still dangling, the other in a cage suspended from the same scaffolding. The meaning is clear: life (and death) in this time and place kind of sucks if you're not of 'noble birth.'"
