Articles tagged "steven seagal"

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The Onion Movie

by Jesse Hassenger

[16.Jun.08] :. At best, this comedy resembles an amateur production of Saturday Night Live on shuffle.

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Flight of Fury (2007)

by Matthew Stern

[14.Mar.07] :. Try to wipe John Sands' memory with your top secret military technology, and he'll wipe the floor with your ass, and his ass with your face, and so on and so forth.

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Attack Force (2006)

by Matthew Stern

[4.Dec.06] :. Bad stuff happens in Seagal's "Titty Bar of Death"; bad accents, too – just British enough to be super-villainish, just French enough to be cowardly.

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Half Past Dead (2002)

by Cynthia Fuchs

[18.Mar.03] :. Ja is partnered with Steven Seagal, the fading action/martial arts star who not only refuses to go away.

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Half Past Dead (2002)

by Cynthia Fuchs

[29.Nov.02] :. Ja is partnered with Steven Seagal, the fading action/martial arts star who not only refuses to go away.

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Exit Wounds (2001)

by America Billy

The first scene in 'Exit Wounds' shows Boyd (Steven Seagal) arriving to a speech on handgun control given by the Vice President. He arrives late to the speech, cueing the audience -- and his superiors -- to his renegade spirit.

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Exit Wounds (2001)

by Cynthia Fuchs

As this minimal plot summary suggests, 'Exit Wounds' is full of cliches that it displays proudly. It is what it is -- a Steven Seagal formula flick dressed up so a hip-hop-martial arts crowd might appreciate it, and even tolerate Seagal.