Monday, June 16 2008
The Onion Movie
At best, this comedy resembles an amateur production of Saturday Night Live on shuffle.
Wednesday, March 14 2007
Flight of Fury (2007)
Try to wipe John Sands' memory with your top secret military technology, and he'll wipe the floor with your ass, and his ass with your face, and so on and so forth.
Monday, December 4 2006
Attack Force (2006)
Bad stuff happens in Seagal's "Titty Bar of Death"; bad accents, too – just British enough to be super-villainish, just French enough to be cowardly.
Tuesday, March 18 2003
Half Past Dead (2002)
Ja is partnered with Steven Seagal, the fading action/martial arts star who not only refuses to go away.
Friday, November 29 2002
Half Past Dead (2002)
Ja is partnered with Steven Seagal, the fading action/martial arts star who not only refuses to go away.
Sunday, January 1 1995
Exit Wounds (2001)
The first scene in 'Exit Wounds' shows Boyd (Steven Seagal) arriving to a speech on handgun control given by the Vice President. He arrives late to the speech, cueing the audience -- and his superiors -- to his renegade spirit.
Exit Wounds (2001)
As this minimal plot summary suggests, 'Exit Wounds' is full of cliches that it displays proudly. It is what it is -- a Steven Seagal formula flick dressed up so a hip-hop-martial arts crowd might appreciate it, and even tolerate Seagal.
