Wednesday, January 26 2011
Dear TV Executives: A Few New Years Resolutions Notes for 2011
Television executives should resolve to do a few things for me this year.
Wednesday, February 28 2007
Americas Next Top Model: Cycle Eight
Cycle Eight isn't about skinny models vs. plus-size models, blondes vs. the brunettes, or Caucasians vs. African Americans. It's about Banks vs. the world, and we already know who's going to win.
Wednesday, September 20 2006
Americas Next Top Model
In all likelihood, Melrose just doesn't understand the rhythms of a reality TV season: she should have saved her breakdown for Week Eight.
Wednesday, October 5 2005
America’s Next Top Model: Cycle 5
It's easy (and obligatory) to poke fun at America's Next Top Model, but important to remember that it represents the televisual tip of a gazillion dollar industry iceberg.
Thursday, March 31 2005
America’s Next Top Model: Cycle One
America's Next Top Model is intriguing, appealing, and grotesque, much like the fashion world itself.
Thursday, July 18 2002
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Busta out-acts and out-spectacularizes Tyra Banks.
Sunday, January 1 1995
Coyote Ugly (2000)
The girls are less reduced to t&a than they are passionately independent, passably intelligent, and definitely not taking any shit from their over-stimulated male bar patrons, whom one 'coyote' describes as having 'little toddlers in their pants.'"
