G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

By Jesse Hassenger

Unfortunately, the plot requires Sienna Miller to strike sparks off of Channing Tatum, which is somewhat like smashing granite against wood. [11 August 2009]

Van Helsing (2004)

By Cynthia Fuchs

Van Helsing is full of monsters -- monster lore, monster jokes, and monster trivia. [6 May 2004]

The Mummy Returns (2001)

By Cynthia Fuchs

Everything in 'The Mummy Returns' is bigger and more expensive, from its impressively enormous matte shots and massive armies composed of thousands of digitized soldiers, to its great swirling sand effects and outsized characters. [1 January 1995]

Short Ends and Leader: ‘G.I.’ So-So

Short Ends and Leader: G.I. - NO!