Reviews
Wednesday, May 27 2009
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Like getting a hug and a kiss from grandma at Christmas: You know what’s coming, it goes on a little bit too long, and you’re slightly embarrassed when it’s over.
Monday, January 19 2009
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
In this cute, mostly predictable, underdog story, Paul Blart takes his job as a security guard at the West Orange Pavilion Mall very seriously.
Wednesday, April 4 2007
Are We Done Yet? (2007)
A showdown with a raccoon who steals his Corn Nuts grants Ice Cube, Mr. AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted, the opportunity to mutter, "You should know not to mess with a man's nuts." I can't tell you how painful it is.
Friday, July 1 2005
Rebound (2005)
Martin Lawrence's entrance into the lucrative kiddie flick arena never figures how to handle his vibrant spacticity.
Thursday, May 8 2003
Daddy Day Care (2003)
Too many scenes (and far too many montages) seem in slow motion, even though they involve kids moving at something approximating warp-speed.
News
Monday, March 9 2009
Movie execs finally discover that audiences want to be entertained
Why does Hollywood make so many comic-book movies like "The Dark Knight" and "Watchmen?" Why does Hollywood make so many silly comedies like "Madea Goes…
Thursday, April 5 2007
Loveable gangsta Ice Cube ain't done yet
MIAMI -- Ice Cube has a bag of sunflower seeds in front of him and the TV with the sound on low in his bayfront…
