Archeological Discovery!

[21 August 2007]

by Glenn McDonald

The cause of the Cataclysm revealed? Experts discover new tell-tale artifacts, recalibrate their analysis of American celebrity from the Year 2449.

“Considered dominant by whom?”

“Principally by Americans themselves, sir.”

Brilliant.

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