Hi Needle, I’m Haystack

You gotta hand it to LA-based songwriter AM, he chose his unfortunate stage name before the internet was a major concern and has stuck to it even though it has rendered him all but invisible to Google.  Here are some of the places you’d have been more likely to end up if it hadn’t been for us:

• Texas A&M University: home of the Aggies
• Amplitude Modulation: talk radio’s best friend
• A and M Records: a subsidiary of Universal Music Group
• The American Meteorological Society: lying bastards
• I-Am-Bored.com: at least they’re not pretending to be useful
• A.M. Best Company: statistical analyses for insurance purposes
• AM Statistical Software: relationship to above still undetermined

You’re welcome.

—Vijith Assar