Hollywood Babylon: Return to Trailer Town!

From time to time, SE&L will step back and let the Tinsel Town marketing machine do what they do best – tantalize and tease us with clever coming attraction previews and trailers. The five films focused on this time around represent some highly anticipated future outings, including the latest from cinematic stalwarts like Will Smith, Christopher Nolan, and the elusive Wachowski Brothers. Every few weeks, we’ll take a break from casting our critical eye over the motion picture artform and let the shill do the talking. And of course, once they do open in theaters, you can guarantee we will be there, deciphering whether the come-on matches the context. In any event, enjoy:
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Guillermo Del Toro returns to the comic book genre with this sequel to his superb take on Mike Mignola’s classic character.
The Dark Knight
It’s Batman vs. The Joker in Christopher Nolan’s continuing reconfiguration of the super hero film. Looks amazing.
Speed Racer
Talk about eye candy! The minds behind The Matrix update the Japanese animation icon with some stunning visual flair.
Sex and the City
For some, this is a big “who cares?”, but fans of the fiery femme foursome can’t help but wonder what this big screen adaption will bring.
Be Kind, Rewind
After taking on an abandoned NYC this winter, Will Smith returns to summer as a reluctant superhero with a really bad reputation. Hmmm…



Comments
Nice Trailer, but the entire premise just doesn’t cut it. Who cares about Race Cars, when Gas Prices keep rising, the War in Iraq seems never ending. Stupid time for a Race Car movie, and it’s supposedly for children ?! My children won’t be watching this crap.
What a way to brainwash the younger generations to support the Oil Industry.
Besides, I’d rather see the Wachowski’s other supposed top secret movie supposedly pre-production, dreamscapesaxis.
Comment by Robert Smith from USA — December 27, 2007 @ 2:02 am
To “Robert Smith” above, stop self promoting your crap, nobody cares about it. I’ve seen this same stupid message on a hundred sites with different names, here’s a few for your enjoyment:
Deli Heluna
Peter Brentwood
Peter Myers
Peter Obrien
Elizabeth K.
Sophia Stewart
Georgia Indiana
Patricia Swifft
Sammy Hayes
Tony Martinez
LevirtraMan
Michael Mukai
Matthew Silva
Robert Smith
I’m sure there’s more. Seriously Sxean or Sean or however you spell it, you’re starting to sound crazy. Drop the whole shtick.
Comment by Bob Smith from The Living Room — January 2, 2008 @ 2:05 am