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Rachelle Spector's "Here in My Heart" Was Actually Written by an Adult

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Monday, Jun 7, 2010



There are several things that you will not be able to believe about the following video by Phil Spector’s wife Rachelle:


  • That it was produced in 2010 and not 1987.
  • That it cost more than $11 to make.
  • That the song was written by an adult and did not spring fully formed from a junior high schooler’s Pee-Chee folder.
  • That it comes from an album called Out of My Chelle that is not attempting to be humorous.
  • That the ostensible object of the song’s frothy sentiments is a convicted murderer and possibly one of the creepiest men living.
  • That the “singer” truly believes anyone wants to pay money to be ice-picked in the ear by someone who need only bleat about the “innocence” of said murderer in order to continue living like a queen without ever having to break a nail or a sweat for the rest of her life.


You will, however, be able to believe that this was produced from prison.

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