It’s really quite simple. According to the new fan-made trailer for The Expendables, men need to turn out in droves to see the film to make sure it triumphs at the box office. It won’t be an easy battle. The enemy is led by Julia Roberts, with the unwavering backing of Oprah Winfrey for all the “sisters-doing-it-for-themselves” and pasta that Eat, Pray, Love embodies. It’s a good thing that The Expendables basically has every famous action star in the world who is still working.