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Return of the Anti-Valentine’s Day Playlist

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Thursday, Feb 14, 2013
With twice as much gory lyrics and depression as last year!

It’s that time of year again. Heart shapes decorate every window while our sympathetic friends point out that we will surely have a date next year. You can’t even turn the radio on without some DJ advising you it isn’t too late to order flowers, teddy bears, or chocolate-covered everythings!


For some, this holiday is a romantic occasion in which they and a special someone exchange sweet little mementos of their love. To others, Valentine’s Day is an annoying, depressing drag that makes you want to stay in bed with the covers pulled up over your head for the next 24 hours. Yes, single people loathe Valentine’s Day, but at least we can funnel that hatred into creating awesomely twisted mixtapes.
  

The following songs celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in many ways, featuring songs that are darkly depressing despite their romantic title, ballads about loneliness, morbid songs featuring the deaths of terrible ex-lovers, and even tunes designed to make you feel better about being single. From genres ranging from classic rock to pop, and even a little bit of country, there’s a little something for everybody who will be celebrating Anti-Valentine’s Day this year. And by all means, if you can think of a song to add to the list, comment below!


Elvis Presley - “Heartbreak Hotel”
We might as well start with the granddaddy of depressing blues/rock songs about loneliness. True story: songwriter Tommy Durden was inspired to write this after a newspaper quoted “I walk a lonely street” from a local man’s suicide note.




INXS - “Kiss the Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain)”
Some believe this song is about mountain climbing, but it is also possible to see it as a metaphor for romance gone wrong. How many people feel like they just tumbled off a cliff and got a face full of dirt after being dumped, for instance?




Drake Bell - “Somehow”
There are many songs in which a wronged woman takes revenge on the jerk husband who let her down, but how many were written and performed by a Nickelodeon star? Teen idol Drake Bell brought us this morbid yet tuneful ballad about a battered wife who kills her husband, smokes a cigarette, and then throws his body into the lake at night. Not surprisingly, he never performed it on the TV-Y rated TV show he co-starred in, but he would later go on to release an album that loosely qualifies as a concept album about a cheating couple.




Sam Cooke - “Another Saturday Night”
V-Day doesn’t fall on a Saturday this year, but loving couples will be out in full force this week, so be warned. Let’s nominate this as the unofficial theme song for the dating scene.




Nazareth - “Love Hurts”
For the next couple of minutes, you can throw yourself a 1970’s-era pity party. Various movies and TV shows often use this song to express heartbreak in a comedic way, but this can be as serious (or as silly) as you would like it to be.




Jaron and the Long Road to Love - “Pray for You”
Don’t sing this one in church. This country hit finds a man praying up some creative revenge scenarios for the woman who wronged him. These also work as good insults for people, as in “I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like I’d like to”.




Train - “50 Ways to Say Goodbye”
Also from the same category of songs that creatively describe horrible things, is a ditty in which revenge death fantasies double as excuses the singer gives for why his girlfriend isn’t with him. You have to give him credit for saying she “got run over by a crappy purple Scion”. As if there is any other type of Scion.




The Eagles - “Heartache Tonight”
If you can’t be consoled by songs that describe how you feel or if you can’t take any morbid pleasure in the darkly depressing stuff, then you can always rock your blues away. There’s this hand-clapping original version, or you can seek out Michael Buble’s cover for a sophisticated type of big band cool.




The Beatles - “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band/ With a Little Help From My Friends”
You might argue that this song doesn’t belong on an Anti-Valentine’s Day playlist. Have you ever really thought about all the lyrics, though? They ARE a “lonely hearts club” and the announcer does want to take the whole audience home with him. Not to mention, the second half: in which Billy Shears needs and wants somebody to love.




The Cars - “Bye Bye Love”
Sure, the lyrics are vaguely romantic and the song does describe someone letting his unrequited love go, but the words are the last thing anybody notices about a Cars song. Just turn it up and rock out, 1980’s New Wave style.




Jonas Brothers - “One Man Show” or Destiny’s Child “Independent Woman Pt. 1”
Depending upon your gender, here are two ways to celebrate being single. If it’s Valentine’s Day and you don’t have a date, who cares? You “don’t need no one”, you’re a “One Man Show”, or perhaps as an “Independent Woman”, you’re going to spend your day buying stuff and doing Charlie’s Angels impressions.






The Clovers - “Love Potion #9”
If you can’t be in love: make fun out of it. In our final selection, one unlucky man visits a gypsy who slips him a mickey. Too bad there wasn’t a female cop on 34th and Vine. Another useless fact: the original version had the final line, “I wonder what happens with Love Potion #10”.


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