Imperial Teen

The Hair the TV the Baby & the Band

by Jennifer Kelly

19 August 2007

San Francisco indie pop band cranks catchy, peppy tunes on their fourth studio album, but it all seems a little slack.

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Imperial Teen, the San Francisco-based indie pop band headed by Faith No More’s former keyboard player, Roddy Bottom, has always laced its catchy tunes with darkness. The band’s first CD, Seasick, was a tantalizing blend of pure sugary exuberance and slightly ominous undercurrents. It was gleefully omnisexual, with peppy male-led choruses of “Kiss him like a man, boy” and subversive cuts like “Copafeelia”. On, their last CD, had more keyboards, less bass, but still managed to twist cuts like “Ivanka” into something a little more dangerous than sheer pop. The Hair the TV the Baby & the Band feels several degrees lighter than On and a whole world away from Seasick‘s gender-challenging, razor-sharp endeavors. It’s good fun, but that’s all… and that’s disappointing coming from Imperial Teen.

There’s been a five-year hiatus between albums, and though details aren’t specific, there have clearly been some personal developments among the four principles. Someone’s had a baby for one thing, another possibly lost his hair, TV figures into it somehow, and there’s apparently another band. So, as a result, all the distractions that come with maturity intrude on this record. For instance, “Room with a View” talks about a friend undergoing plastic surgery and the need to “do our best to pretend we’ll be 20 for life”. There’s a kind of bittersweetness even in the most upbeat songs, the joy of continuing versus the inevitable sense of not-the-same-ness. Power pop must be one of the most difficult genres to maintain as you get older, because its energy and its subject matter are so tied to youth. 

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Imperial Teen

The Hair the TV the Baby & the Band

US: 21 Aug 2007
UK: Available as import

And yet, Imperial Teen manages to pull it off a couple of times, with bouncy, shout-along songs that fall just short of their best material. “Sweet Potato”, with its head-snapping beat and infectious call and response, is sheer good-natured fun in musical terms. Lyrically, it’s sly and clever, a female-centric narrative punctuated by zingers (“She’s got a backstage pass / But she don’t want to meet the band…. Sweet potato, oh! Sweet potato”). Album opener “Everything” is just about as good, with the same kind of staticky rhythms and side-grinning lyrics, and “Shim Sham” gasps and pants and burbles like a lost Go-Go’s cut. (Everybody get in the convertible!) Still none of these songs have the kick of “Teacher’s Pet” or “Water Boy”. They feel slightly slack, a little bit going-through-the-motions. It’d be fine from anybody else, but from Imperial Teen, we expect more.

As they’ve done in the past, Imperial Teen slips some slower, more ballady cuts in between the pop-rockers, and, in general, these seem even less compelling than the faster cuts. One exception is “21st Century”, whose gently stuttery guitar line gives spine to a melancholy consideration of the passage of time; that pensive verse explodes into a distorted, shout-sung chorus of “Countdown… Countdown…. to the 21st century”. It’s the kind of thing that would have gone down very well on mid-1990s MTV, alongside the Breeders and Belly, but as the song reminds us, we are a long way past all that.

The Hair the TV the Baby & the Band


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