I love you Miss Violetta Beauregarde! Even though you probably don’t love me because you are an Italian punk rocker electronic yelling girl who hates punk rock! You have a lot of tattoos and huge clunky glasses and you are filled with lovely anger! Plus you have great song titles like “I’m Wolverine and You Are a Walrus and I’m Kicking Your Ass” and “I Can’t Believe, Hedgehogs Have a Bone Inside Their Cock”! And your songs are bizarre crazy things that are very short! And you scream a lot! And this is way too noisy and buzzy and busy for most people! But not for me! Because I love you Miss Violetta Beauregarde!
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