Cowabunga, M@#!@&F*&%^$!

[30 July 2010]

By Joseph Fisher

It’s okay. You can admit that you never thought Vanilla Ice would ever hold any kind of influence over any developments in any area of the music industry. You’d be in good company.  Unfortunately, you’d also be wrong.

Here’s Vanilla Ice with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles back in 1991:

Now, here’s Vanilla Ice in 1998:

And below are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in 2007. Just please, if you’re anywhere in public, turn off the volume on this clip, as Raphael’s signature sarcasm seems to have matured into some righteous, profane anger over the years:

Would Master Splinter advise some kind of supergroup tour?

Published at: http://www.popmatters.com/pm/post/128933-cowabunga-mf/