Demonic Drive-Bys
Place: Costume Department, Spelling Television
Offices.
Scene: The weekly planning meeting for Charmed.
"Okay, last week Cole wore the tank top and Leo went
shirtless. Phoebe wore the leather miniskirt, Prue was
in the halter top, and Piper wore the backless summer
dress. So this week, Cole -- shirtless, Leo in the
tank top, Phoebe gets the halter top, Prue will be in
the summer dress, and Piper wears the miniskirt.
Meeting adjourned."
The above might lead you to believe that these poor
people are working with the smallest budget in the
industry. In reality, however, the costuming decisions
on Charmed are dictated by the WB's philosophy of
television -- hire the most bodacious young babes and
mouth-watering beefcake, dress them in the skimpiest
clothing allowable, and the people will watch. For
Charmed, the babes are Shannen Doherty (as Prue),
Holly Marie Combs (Piper), and Alyssa Milano (Phoebe),
who portray the Halliwell sisters, three contemporary
witches destined to save humanity. The beefcake comes
courtesy of Brian Krause (Leo) and Julian McMahon
(Balthazar and his alterego, Cole), as the sisters'
otherworldly boyfriends. Fortunately, this cast has
genuine talent. While not as witty or compelling as
the WB's Buffy or Angel, Charmed is still more
enjoyable than most shows in the good vs evil genre,
in large part because of the strength of the
performers.
Like most heroes in this genre, the Halliwell sisters
haven't always known their fate is to save mankind.
And they haven't always been friendly with one
another. With both parents gone (mom is long dead, dad
hit the road years ago), much of the parenting fell to
the eldest, the pragmatic Prue, who disapproved of
youngest sister Phoebe's Bohemian lifestyle in New
York City. Caught in the middle, and playing the role
of compassionate mediator between her two sisters, is
Piper. All hell breaks loose when Phoebe returns to
the family home in San Francisco in the first episode.
Seeking a sense of refuge in her mother's belongings,
Phoebe stumbles across the Book of Shadows, sort of
a witches' handbook. Reading the book's first
incantation aloud, Phoebe inadvertently activates the
women's powers, and before you can say, "Shazzam,"
Prue is able to move objects with her mind, Piper can
freeze time, and Phoebe starts having visions of the
future. Initially, the girls are not too thrilled to
learn they are destined to become the most powerful
witches ever. It's a lot of responsibility, and it
really puts a damper on a girl's social life, as Piper
reveals to Phoebe and Prue, following her first night
with a new boyfriend:
Phoebe: You, Leo, last night: dish!
Piper: Um, well, it was nice. It was... well, it was wonderful. We just had a few problems
Phoebe: Problems?
Prue: What problems?
Piper: Well, it's been a while since, you know, I... I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him.
Prue: Piper, you didn't?
Piper: I didn't mean to... the first time.
Luckily, the women have help adjusting to their new
powers and the duties of demon-killing. They are aided
by their "White Lighter," Leo, an immortal who serves
as intermediary between the sisters and the mysterious
and unseen Good Powers That Be. Since Leo is also
Piper's fiance, he has a vested interest in keeping
the trio safe. As a result of Leo's information from
above and the girl's growing powers, Phoebe can now
levitate and Prue is able to "astral project" (that
is, be in two places at one time), and the four are
now searching out and destroying the myriad of demons
that seem to be plaguing San Francisco. The plot is
hardly original, borrowing freely from a variety of
sources, everything from the Salem Witch Trials to
1998's Practical Magic. However, the writers
frequently place the sisters in humorous and unique
situations, such as when Pru and Phoebe began acting
like giddy children after being sprinkled with fairy
dust. These unexpected turns in stock storylines make
the weekly war on evil more interesting than one might
expect.
After three seasons of battling a chain of demons who
were quick to come and go, the sisters now face the
demon Balthazar -- who takes the human form of
Assistant District Attorney Cole Hayden -- who was
sent by the Triad, the Evil Powers That Be, to destroy
the witches, who have become a nuisance, what with all
their killing of the Triad's minions. However,
Balthazar is unable to complete his mission when his
human half, Cole, falls for Phoebe. Phoebe returns
Cole's affections, and, although distraught to learn
her greatest love is also her greatest enemy, betrays
her sisters by helping her lover fake his own demise.
It all sounds like a supernatural soap opera, but
Charmed often forgoes melodrama in favor of a keen
examination of sisterhood. Although each episode pits
the trio against some nasty force that viewers know
will be justly vanquished, the writers tend to explore
the sibling dynamics to keep the show from growing
redundant. Like most sisters, the Halliwells quarrel,
giggle, share secrets, give each other love advice,
and reminisce about the carefree days of their youth.
Witchcraft, their biggest secret, is merely the device
to unify the strained family, and as the sisters learn
how to deal with their new powers and with each other.
That the sisterly relationship is so believable is a
credit to Doherty, Combs, and Milano. Each received
her television training in a different genre --
Doherty on the prime time soap Beverly Hills 90210,
Combs on the acclaimed small-town drama Picket
Fences, and Milano on the family sitcom Who's the
Boss?; consequently, each brings different strengths
to the ensemble. Doherty still has the hard edge she
showed in earlier performances, but has matured from a
bitchy teenager into an assertive, confident woman.
Providing a lighter touch is Milano, whose comic
training is ideal for her carefree character. The most
enjoyable to watch is Combs. Her Piper is a role model
of compassion, and Combs' dramatic training allows her
to present the uneasiness the women feel with their
new roles. The three complement one another nicely,
which helps keep the sisters from being stagnant, like
many of television's supernatural heroes (such as
those on Sci-Fi Channel's Invisible Man and the now
defunct Hercules). It is the opportunity to watch
three dynamic characters juggle work, school,
relationships, and the daily responsibilities of
domestic life on top of saving humankind that brings
viewers back, not the chance to see good overcome evil
repeatedly.
It's probably best that the show's focus is
sisterhood, considering its slight grasp of the
principles of witchcraft and Wicca. For example, in an
attempt to explain Wicca, Phoebe states, "A good witch
follows the Wiccan rede: 'An it harm none, do what ye
will.' A bad witch or warlock has but one goal: to
kill good witches and retain their powers." For those
unfamiliar with Wicca, let me clarify: Wicca's
governing principle is indeed that no harm should ever
result from a practitioner's actions. However, Wiccans
reject the idea of a "bad witch" or warlock. According
to Wiccans, all acts, whether good or evil in intent,
are returned upon the practitioner three-fold.
Therefore, to be a "bad witch," killing and stealing,
would be a foolish and self-destructive choice. Such
inaccuracies reinforce misperceptions and stereotypes
that Wicca is a fringe cult for lunatics and
malcontents. This problem is heightened by the fact
that most human Wiccan practitioners who show up on
Charmed are presented as ineffective and
inconsequential, as if to imply that only the
Halliwell sisters are justified in their beliefs.
Equally distressing is the show's lack of diversity.
One would think that, living in San Francisco, the
Halliwells would occasionally encounter gay men and
women, African Americans, Asians, or Latinos. In
Charmed's version of the city, the only minority in
town is Inspector Darrell Morris (Dorian Gregory), an
African American, who appears on the show
sporadically. Morris seems to exist only to serve the
needs of the leads, as his presence is required only
to keep the sisters out of jail on the infrequent
occasions that the police investigate the mayhem the
demons initiate.
It may seem inconsistent to request that a series
based on supernatural principles be more realistic.
However, placing the sisters in an environment that
more closely resembles the "real world" would
emphasize the conflict the women feel about living in
two separate realities, the human plane and the
ethereal world of demons and witches. The characters
often discuss the disruptive consequences of being
Chosen Ones. After a particularly rough morning,
Phoebe says, "Check my to-do list. It says bank, dry
cleaners, pedicure. No where on the list does it say
kickbox a beast. Just walking along, minding my own
business and wham! It was like a random attack, a
demonic drive-by." Despite such repeated declarations
of the sisters' frustrations, the series has yet to
explore fully their sense of disharmony. And this
could be achieved if the human plane was more
believable. For instance, when the Halliwells explain
to Inspector Morris that they were able to kill a
potential assassin because they are witches, his
reaction is not anything along the lines of
"You're what? Witches? Yeah, right, and I'm the
Wizard of Oz." Rather, he simply shrugs his shoulders,
says, "Oh," then continues his investigation as though
this is not only a logical explanation, but also a
common one.
Both worlds the sisters inhabit are fantasies, and new
viewers will have to suspend their belief to accept
both a supernatural world filled with demons, spirits,
and witches, and an earthly world void of color,
diversity, and realistic humans. As long as they can
accept these two worlds and keep their attention
focused on the playful and convincing interactions
among the five leads, viewers will enjoy the show.
Well-choreographed action sequences, respectable
acting, interesting primary characters, and, yes,
delicious eye-candy in revealing costumes, will keep
Charmed from being vanquished any time soon.