Marching in Place
DAG is a sitcom about a top Secret Service agent
named Jerome Daggett (David Alan Grier) who was once
head of the Presidential Detail's elite A-team. The
series' backstory is that he failed in his original
assignment -- to protect the President -- by leaping
in the wrong direction (away from the President) when
an assassin opened fire. Unfortunately, this took
place in front of a group of photographers, so though
the bullet missed President Whitman (David Rasche, of
Sledgehammer!), Agent Daggett was publicly
humiliated.
As the series begins, then, Agent Daggett has been
reassigned to head the B-Team, something of a dumping
ground for agents who just can't make the grade. Here
he is charged with providing security for the First
Lady, Judith Whitman (Delta Burke, Designing Women),
and her adolescent daughter Camilla (Lea Moreno
Young). So, rather than being transferred to a remote
field office to work out the remainder of his career
logging the numbers of counterfeit bills, which is
probably what would have happened in real life,
Daggett is obliged to march in place, in an
uncomfortably public way. His mother sends him all the
newspaper clippings that mention him, and the
self-deluding also-rans of B-Team can be counted on to
remark on his failure at regular intervals, lest the
audience forget.
The White House residents amount to simplified
versions of the Clintons, who were about to depart
office when DAG first aired. Rhodes Scholar Bill
Clinton has been dumbed down into President Whitman,
who pats himself on the back for any success by
drawling, "Ain't I smart?" The humanitarian and
politically savvy Hillary has been reduced by
characterization to First Lady Whitman, a
compassionate sucker who takes any hard luck story at
face value (she hired her secretary, Ginger Chin
[Lauren Tom, of Grace Under Fire], after meeting
the grifter during a charity visit to the Maryland
State Women's Center). And Camilla is surging with
hormones and longs for a visible expression of what
she perceives as her own wild nature, namely, a tattoo
of Tinkerbell with a whip.
Although Daggett is a Secret Service Agent, Judith
Whitman habitually treats him as a servant. In one
episode, she has him making coffee for her, insisting,
"This will be not just a White House, but a White
Home." Behind her public mask of propriety and good
humor, however, is the wounded wife of a typical
politician. Looking for revenge in small ways, she is
determined to assert herself and take a more proactive
role in the administration, though doing so sets up a
rivalry between her staff and the President's team.
In one instance, the First Lady is supposed to give a
speech in honor of Olympic gold medallist, Becky Jo
Jensen (Kimberly McCullough), celebrated by an adoring
media as "America's Sweetheart." The young gymnast is
gratingly over-exuberant and Judith blows up at her
during the media event. The press has a field day with
the gaffe. Now embarrassed herself, the First Lady
shares common ground with Dag, and he offers his boss
advice on what to do when you're too mortified to face
an angry populace -- hide out until you decide what to
do. Other B-Team members suggest that the First Lady's
blow-up was due to her over-caffeination, and Dag
might be held accountable for the First Lady's actions
since he served her the coffee. "Blame it on the
coffee," the team votes nearly unanimously, as if to
say, "Blame it on Dag." The First Lady's PR corps
decides that a private apology and a public
kiss-and-make-up reconciliation will suffice, and
dispatch over-achiever Agent Susan Cole (Emmy
Laybourne, Superstar) as diplomatic courier to Becky
Jo. Agent Cole returns wearing Becky Jo's own
oversized Olympic medallion on loaner: she's champ of
the day.
Dispirited, Dag heads to his favorite bar to wash down
his daily serving of crow. There he is joined by his
friend, Agent Morton (Mel Jackson, who starred in
NBC's Little Richard). Morton not only replaced Dag
as top man on the A-Team, but is becoming the
President's friend and enjoying the perks attached to
position. The President was called away "on business"
and suggested Morton take in a basketball game using
the President's own season pass, including use of the
Presidential box seating, access to the never-ending
supply of nachos that comes with such preferred
seating, and a chance to meet Michael Jordan (whose
ring he managed to steal). As if all this isn't bad
enough, Morton adds, "Thanks, man. I wouldn't be where
I am today without you." Clearly, the President's own
A-Team will not let the sun set on B-Team's winning
even a small moment of any day. And in any male bar
room boast-a-thon, Michael Jordan's purloined ring has
more brag value than any little girl's Olympic medal.
On paper, this episode might sound better than it
actually was on screen. It was a long half-hour.
Before watching the Becky Jo episode, I was rooting
for David Alan Grier, as he can be a great ensemble
player. I didn't expect the show to be wickedly funny
or a wild comedia dell arte. But if a group of
producers, writers, and players can find something
amusing about talentless times or loss of faith in
government, I say, give it your best shot. Have at it
with vigor, and I will gladly cheer you on.
In the next episode I saw (which had been postponed
for over a month -- and you can't really have a weekly
sitcom if the show isn't aired regularly each week),
Grier and company gave it another shot. Here, Dag was
tasked by the First Lady herself to carry the B-Team
to victory in a basketball game played against the
F.B.I. The First Lady also insisted that Camilla lead
cheers for the B-Team. The First Daughter shook her
pompoms and shouted, "Yeah, pancakes!" When her mother
demanded an explanation, Camilla said only, "You asked
me to lead cheers, not to make sense." Dag's team
finally won one at last, and I nearly chuckled.