Filipino Senator Francisco Tatad once said of the
press coverage of the presidential election won by
Corazon Aquino, "If you want unverified gossip passed
on as truth, it is there. If you want a person's
private fault reported as public fact, it is there,
too. If you want the most inconsequential nonsense
blown up into an earthshaking event, you will find no
shortage of it." Senator Tatad might just as well have
been referring to Jiminy Glick, gossip columnist
extraordiniare.
Glick, host of Comedy Central's Primetime Glick
is the master of misinformation. The distinctions
among gossip, innuendo, and half-truths are not clear,
and Glick apparently has little need to determine in
which category his reporting falls. And yet, his
inability to report information accurately stems not
from an intentional desire to mislead his viewers, but
from his state of constant confusion:
Glick: Once, on the Warner Bros. lot, I interviewed
the great silent film star Buster Keaton on the eve of
his upcoming movie, Batman. Halfway through, he
informed me that I had him confused with another
actor. And only then did I realize I was actually in
the presence of the equally great Diane Keaton. Boy,
was my face red.
The obvious question is how could a man who can't
distinguish between Michael, Buster, and Diane Keaton
get his own talk show? Well, it helps if you have a
reputation for comic invention and a couple of series
under your belt. A reputation like, oh, Martin
Short's, for instance. Actually, Glick is actor Martin
Short in extremely convincing makeup and fat suit.
With Primetime Glick, Short uses his latest
comic creation to skewer the genre of the television
talk show and the nitwits who too often host them.
Short is no stranger to the genre, having hosted his
own short-lived talk show just a few years ago. The
Martin Short Show received generally favorable
reviews and was occasionally fun, but it was lost in a
tidal wave of celebrity led talks shows and quickly
disappeared. Now Short has another shot at the genre,
and shoot he does. He's smart enough to realize that
another Rosie-Donny and Marie-Roseanne lookalike would
fail as well. So, enter Jiminy Glick, an entertainment
reporter with a terrible memory and a knack for
amusing his guests with a stream-of-consciousness
interview style.
Despite Glick's obvious shortcomings, he apparently
has no problems in lining up stars to interview,
having already played host to Steve Martin, Jerry
Seinfeld, Rob Lowe, Nathan Lane, and a variety of
Hollywood's funniest and hippest. Last spring, Sally
Field complained publicly to Rosie that she hated
doing interviews, having to talk about herself and
answer the same questions over and over again.
Undoubtedly, many stars feel that way, and the longer
the career, the more tedious the questions must
become. However, on Primetime Glick,
celebrities can be assured their experience will be
anything but typical and the questions anything but
ordinary. Take for example, Glick's interview with
Damon Wayans, during which Glick mentioned Wayan's
film, Major Payne:
Glick: You were wonderful. You played a major and you
were mean to the children (laughs). And he was
disciplining the children... And again, I just saw the
one scene, but I can imagine it was a wonderful film.
I really believe in disciplining children. Do you
believe in disciplining children?
Of course, the guests are in on the joke, that it's
really Martin Short in a fat suit and his questions
are designed to elicit laughter as opposed to serious
responses. And they are more than willing to play
along. Conan O'Brien stormed off the show after Glick
answered his cellphone during O'Brien's faux-poignant
recollection of his childhood insecurities. Kathy Lee
Gifford threatened Glick with a videotape of a wild
menage a trois that she, Glick, and his wife
Dixie shared when they were all single. The general
idea seems to be, "Come on the show; we'll laugh, act
goofy, occasionally stick to the script, and have a
good time." It's a formula that works, because both
host and guest appear to be having genuine fun. It's
like watching someone have a "giggle fit"; before you
know it, you're chuckling too, even if you don't quite
understand what was so damn funny in the first place.
Much of the reason for Primetime Glick's
success is the fact that Short doesn't overplay the
role. In the past, I have found many of Short's comic
creations, such as Ed Grimley, to be so farcical,
hyperactive, and broad that the humor is lost. Such
over-the-top performing is ideal for the stage, and
Short's 1999 Tony Award, for Little Me, is a
testament to how effective he can be in a large
playing space. But such mania doesn't fit well into
the confines of the television screen. It draws
attention away from the script instead of focusing
attention on it, and it eclipses other performers.
With Jiminy Glick, however, Short seems to have
learned how to control his character, instead of
letting the character control him. Glick lacks the
frenzied volatility of previous Short incarnations. As
a result, the mania comes in the dialogue, and we are
able to focus our attention on the dynamic exchanges
between host and guests.
Primetime Glick does more than celebrity
interviews in its quest to resemble and then skewer
other talk shows. Short characters such as Jackie
Rogers, Jr., and his Bette Davis impersonation do make
occasional appearances, with the Rogers character
taking the role of the behind the scenes producer (a
la Freddie De Cordova of Johnny Carson's Tonight
Show) and the Davis character representing Mrs.
Miller, the crusty old broad who used to sit in the
audience of Merv Griffin's show and interject her two
cents when she felt the need. Also making regular
appearances are Glick's wife, Dixie (an amusing Jan
Hooks), and his second banana/bandleader, harp player
Adrian Van Voorhees (Michael McKean). Primetime
Glick also features sketches between interviews,
much like Leno and O'Donnell's shows. One featured
Short as John Malkovich in a parody of Malcolm in
the Middle, Malkovich in the Middle.
Fidgeting and speaking in a placid tone, Short's
Malkovich was a masterful impersonation.
All this adds up to a very full half-hour of comedy.
Primetime Glick makes a point of packing too
much into each show. In one episode, there is an
opening monologue, two interviews, usually two to
three short sketches, and a closing vignette with
Glick and one of his guests in a steam room. Clearly,
the goal is to make Primetime Glick's format
resemble those of The Tonight Show and The
Late Show, but those shows have considerably more
time to develop their skits and still allow talk with
guests. With less time to devote to each section of
the show, Primetime rushes through everything.
Often, guests have little time to do anything other
than laugh at Glick's antics before they are hustled
off the set. Clever concepts that could become models
of comic timing if allowed to ease to a climax are
given two to three minutes to introduce their
situation, develop it, and then get to the punch-line.
The obvious solution would be to extend the show's
length. However, with Short's hyperactive personality,
there is always the possibility that he would only use
the opportunity to introduce even more underdeveloped
characters and sketches.
It is conceivable that this is Short's goal, to leave
viewers wanting more. After all, isn't that what most
celebrity talk shows do -- give you a taste of the
latest movie, a hasty glimpse of a star or singer, to
leave you wanting more, so that you will see the flick
or buy the CD? Glick's guests don't come on the show
to hawk anything, so he leaves you wanting more of the
one commodity he does have to sell -- himself. And
now, after two decades of prancing across our
television screens, Martin Short finally has a
character worth buying.