Sandra Bernhard has always been an acquired taste, and
a difficult talent to pigeonhole and often
hit-and-miss in her projects. She was superb, for
example, in her supporting role in King of
Comedy, her various one-woman shows, and her
occasional appearances on Late Night with David
Letterman (she seems to be one of the few quests
who are not intimidated by him). But at other
times, she can be just dull, as she was throughout her
stint as Nancy, on Roseanne. Even Bernhard's
stand-up work can be head-scratch-inducing, partly
because, for better or worse, she doesn't do
traditional stand-up shtick. Instead, she crafts long,
carefully written monologues that mix pop culture
references with scathing social commentary, before
bursting into song, be it a '40s standard, a '60s show
tune or a recent top-40 hit.
With such take-it-or-leave-it performances, Bernhard
carries on Andy Kaufman's legacy, constantly pushing
the envelope of stand-up and always challenging her
audience to wonder, "Is this supposed to be funny?
What exactly am I laughing at?" Also like Kaufman, she
seems to enjoy her antagonistic, I-don't-give-a-shit
style, practically taunting audiences to reject her.
I've always been a fan of Bernhard's unique view and
her stand-up-cum-theatre stylings. When Bernhard's
good, she's very good, but when she's bad (rude,
in-your-face, and taking to task Mariah Carey and
Fiona Apple and other self-conscious divas), she's so
much better.
Now A&E has boldly gone where few basic cable channels
have gone before, daring to showcase this eccentric,
take-no-prisoners talent on her own nightly talk show.
(The show started with a Monday through Friday
schedule, but will soon air just once a week, and
perhaps this change is for the better.) The show is
certainly a quantum leap for A&E, known for its
PBS-lite, slightly stodgy programming, like its
cross-sectionally-appealing Biography series.
The station's promotional ads pimp the
Experience as "new," "raw," "hip," "edgy," and
"intimate." But that's not exactly true. Like her
former gal-pal Madonna, Bernhard is now a 40-something
working mom: just how "hip" and "edgy" she is in the
world of Eminem and the Insane Clown Posse is open to
debate.
Besides, Bernhard's talk show, by her own on-air
admission, tries to recall the days of Tom Snyder,
David Susskind, and Dick Cavett, with their erudite
guest lists and relatively low-budget production
values. As with these earlier talk shows, the
Experience has little going on, save for Sandra
and her guests. there's no rowdy studio audience
(Arsenio, this ain't!), and no out-of-studio
trips or Stupid Pet Tricks. Bernhard doesn't even try
that hard for laughs, there's no traditional opening
monologue consisting of jokes based on the day's
headlines (this would be hard to manage without a
studio audience). Instead, Bernhard opens each show
with a self-reflexive soliloquy, from which she
usually eases into a song.
Obviously, Bernhard wants to offer up something rather
mellow (odd for a self-proclaimed "rock chick") and
introspective for her late night audience, focused on
conversation rather than skits and tricks.
Unfortunately, previous attempts to bring back that
style haven't been successful. Anyone remember the
talk shows hosted by Whoopi Goldberg, Lauren Hutton,
or Pat Sajak? I didn't think so. In the end,
Bernhard's program is hampered by this attempt to be
the anti-Leno. Her low-energy format, minimalist set,
and equally thin interviewing style make the whole
endeavor look a little lazy, a little like public
access.
And yet, the show adheres to some popular talk show
traditions. For instance, Bernhard has a sidekick,
former journalist Sara Switzer, who seems as confused
by her role as I am. Apparently, she's supposed to
interview the guests along with Sandy, but so far, she
has even less to do than Ed McMahon did all those
years on The Tonight Show. Worse, unlike Ed,
who at least had the good sense to laugh at everything
Johnny Carson said, Switzer comes across as dead
weight, looking like she's terrified to speak up.
After a while, one wonders if her discomfort might be
part of some larger joke -- as when Dame Edna featured
a co-host -- an elderly silent slug -- on her
specials.
Sandra also features a "band" or, more
appropriately for this low-rent universe, a piano
player. His name is Mitch Kaplan, and Sandra calls him
"Mitchy." He's around for Sandra's opening and closing
singing numbers. If you are familiar with Sandra
Bernhard, then you know that she fancies herself a
singer and has put out a couple of "straight" music
CDs. But, as with Andy Kaufman, one never knows quite
when Bernhard is being serious and when she is sending
up the cliched warblings of the overwrought pop star.
The results are often far too perplexing to be funny
or entertaining.
And this leads to another problem. Ultimately, all
talk shows live or die according to how well the hosts
interact with their guests. Bernhard, of course, has
built her stage persona on her utter superficiality.
In the past, she has sung songs about Isaac Mizrahi
with a fervor most people save for the national
anthem, joked about her utter worship of Stevie Nicks,
and said she wants to nominate Jill St. John as
assistant to the secretary of health and human
services. This performative shallowness -- which can
be comical, even charming, in small doses -- doesn't
fit so well into the
talk show format. Her guests can barely get a word in
edgewise and can never quite figure how whether Sandra
is being serious. When Bernhard actually does get
around to letting her guests speak, her "questions"
are often pointless. She recently asked Boy George,
"What's going on in England these days? Are they still
swinging?" Such forced coolness, rather than coming
across as interesting or amusing, is just plain
boring.
Finally, it is to The Sandra Bernhard
Experience's detriment that it premiered only a
few weeks after Martin Short's in-joke show,
Primetime Glick (Comedy Central). With their
self-involved, overly chatty hosts, and frequently
confused guests, the two programs are mirror images of
each other, except that Short's is obviously a parody,
and Bernhard's... well, I'm not sure if we should
laugh at it or just shake our heads in shame and
disbelief. And Miss Sandra is not giving us any hints.