28 FEBRUARY 2001
Nothing Happened
After everything, the final episode of Temptation
Island actually surprised me. Ashamed as I am to
admit this, I really thought these six individuals
would fail, Fox would succeed, and I would be left
wondering how only 14 days on an island paradise could
destroy years of commitment. I have been preparing to
write this version of the wrap-up piece since last
week's episode, and now I am forced to think
differently.
So what do I think? Truthfully, I am heartened by what
I just saw, pleased that in the end, these six people
realized that they do love each other and that they
want to stay together.
Mark Walberg, our capable host throughout the series,
kept telling the contestants, "The journey is over,"
reminding them that now (cue big music), they must
decide the fate of their relationships. I think it's a
little melodramatic to call this experience a
"journey." I mean, where exactly did they journey?
Onto an island populated by attractive individuals
hired to entice them, an island where cameramen are
everywhere and people live in well-lit bungalows.
Still, the moment may have called for some melodrama.
The six particpants were quite emotional at the final
bonfire and perhaps, for them, it had been an
emotional journey, deep into their
arrested-in-adolescence minds and seething emotions.
Or maybe there was really something important at stake
here, for them.
Beyond the immediate fates of these three
relationships, there were other issues in the air, not
least being the fact that lots of people were
watching. And the show delivered to its audience some
sort of moral boost, a new faith in relationships, if
I may be so bold. Had the relationships dissolved, as
I anticipated they would, viewers would have been left
with a rather empty feeling. So, that didn't happen:
this may be reality television, but it is television.
The series ended by showing relationships resolidify
and, in a sense, love succeeding some test, no matter
how preposterous.
Originally, the public was furious and appalled at the
idea of Temptation Island. Religious folks spoke out
against Fox, local stations refused to air the show,
and mothers everywhere covered their children's eyes.
But then.... nothing happened! It's hard not to
believe that Fox wasn't well aware at every moment
that there was a grand sort of public happiness at
stake here. That the producers figured that viewers
just couldn't handle the relationships failing, splat,
all over their tv screens.
All that remains, I suppose, is the question of
whether or not Fox will ever conceive another
relationship-testing reality show. Would anyone watch
it again, anticipating such an ending? And if so,
would the excitement and anxiety levels be the same? I
imagine that the reception would be similar and the
ending equally similar. The only difference would be
the particular packages of flesh. Personally, I
wouldn't watch again, as I have discovered a wide
array of better things to do with my time than watch a
fish bowl.