Pon Farr perfume

Ladies, do you wish you could drive a man crazy with lust, requiring him to mate within eight days or be overcome with a lethal dose of hormones? Well, even if you haven’t thought about it exactly in those terms, you probably do want to smell nice enough to cause Pon Farr, the blood fever experienced by Mr. Spock and all Vulcans. Yes, this Star Trek themed perfume has light, clean top notes of citrus, blackcurrant, lotus blossoms and water lilly with base notes from sandalwood, peach and mulberry. But no matter what it smells like, you can be guaranteed the results will be passionately illogical. $30. [www.thinkgeek.com]