Well this is just fantastic. This video takes the Susan-dies-from-envelope-licking arc from Seinfeld and splices it together to make it seem like George Costanza is recovering from a serious tragedy (which, come to think of it, would be true if the situation happened to any "normal" person). Honestly, if Avatar was even nominated for an Oscar, this deserves to stand right beside it.
Will George ever find love again? Tune in and find out.