Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People [$27.99]
Sedaris is also quite concerned with safety while crafting, and offers pages of stretches to do both before and after any heavy-duty crafting activities. Some of the crafts proposed are reasonable, most are ridiculous, but all of them are hysterical. Worth trying, actually -- then cheerfully give your creations away to loved ones (esp. the one who bought you this book for Christmas).