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Vanity Theft: Get What You Came For

A band that makes the Donnas look like Sonic Youth.


Vanity Theft

Get What You Came For

Label: Vigilante
US Release Date: 2011-02-01
UK Release Date: Import
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It's impossible to know whether Vanity Theft singer Alicia Grodecki uses any sort of artificial voice-pitch manipulation, but I wouldn’t be surprised: there is something uncannily synthetic about her voice, a kind of robot-like quality that jars eerily with her constant protestations of ragged bad-girl independence. In a way, this serves as a perfect metaphor for the band, an Ohio four-piece that claims to be damn-the-torpedoes rock 'n' rollers but who come off as artificial and arranged, as processed and posed as any boy band or girl group.

Yeah, they play the classic rock guitar/bass/keyboards/drums lineup, but this music has more in common with the synth lines and thudding drums of dance divas like Kylie and Brittany than with anything that, y'know, rocks. Songs like "Limb from Limb" and "Anatomy" make bold claims of trenchant attitude, but don't be fooled: this band is as synthetic (that word again) as they come. Your nine-year-old niece will probably think they're cool. She might want a copy for her birthday, but you'd be better advised to give her some Joan Jett or L7 instead. Just avoid this band: Vanity Theft make the Donnas look like Sonic Youth.

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