Lock up the wee ones... here are 10 films guaranteed to stunt their growth, as well as their sense of fun and imagination.
In 2011, the family film is a staple of the standard Cineplex experience. From anthropomorphic animals and objects to low brow live action lessons in caring and sharing, Hollywood can churn out the kiddie chum with shocking regularity. Every week, a new affront to taste and future therapist's visits. Perhaps even more astonishing is the public's -- or make that, parent's -- lack of consideration in making choices for their wee ones. They will literally buy almost anything, just as long as it has the requisite amount of slapstick and stupidity to keep their offspring out of their hair for a while. As an ersatz babysitter, the PG to G rated entertainment has gone from being amiable to merely available. As a result, picking ten examples of cinema's worst is a lot like shuffling CG penguins around a ritzy Manhattan apartment... possible, but not a very pleasant experience overall.
In creating our list, we had to apply a few caveats. For one, we didn't consider the animated film when compiling this list. Noxious cartoons are their own stagnant slice of Hell. Similarly, we didn't scour the shelves for knock-offs, clear copyright infringements like Ratatoing or The Little Panda Fighter, which leads to another category we tried to avoid. Bless them for their advances in style and concept, but the foreign film community can surely stink up the joint with their jaded, often harsh family fare. From the aforementioned Mr. Popper and his pooping water fowl (in theaters now!) to something like Thunderpants (about a kid gifted with the ability to fart really well... no seriously), there are plenty of regular choices to choose from. In this case, we guarantee that all ten will challenge your view of viable kid vid material, as well as your will to live.